The Human Target

"I wonder if someone has made an awesome/crappy Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw trailer yet?"

Paul should 100% be a wrestling manager.

Ten minutes in, already dying of laughter. Paul needs to make a childhood stories one man spin off show called How Did I Get Made?

James Bond playing a dramatic game of Magic the Gathering with a villain is the best idea I have ever heard.

June's very proper pronunciation of "Latina" made me laugh almost as much as her pronunciation of "Gooby." She and Paul are a perfect pronunciation Yin and Yang.

My current theory is that the Lake House is a prototype for the glass mansion from the movie Thirteen Ghosts. In that movie a glass mansion is created that traps, you guessed it, 13 ghosts inside. The ghosts are being used to power a machine that pierces the veil of time, allowing the user to see the past, present, and future. My hypothesis is that the Lake House was originally created by the villain of that movie as a trial run for his evil plan. When Keanu is killed in the accident, his ghost becomes trapped in the Lake House which powers a prototype of the ghost machine. But because he is only a single ghost, it only allows for very specific time travel through a wormhole in the mailbox. Which lets him save his own life by arranging for his past self to fall in love with Sandy Bullock. I think I'm going insane.

Jason is right, Beasts of Burden​ is fantastic.

Oh my god, June has me in tears. This movie broke her spirit. "They are demons. They are... they are not man, they are not woman." "They're feral... fucking... pieces of energy." "They think it's funny... they think it's fucking FUNNY... that we're in here talking about them as mother/son. They think it's a fucking joke you guys, and you all bought into it!" Amazing.