Mediocre Joe

/repeatedly pumping my fist while looking like Sean & Hayes and it sucks/ This episode rules

Legendary ep. Also I laughed extremely hard at Hayes saying "I ate a book" during the mid-roll ad break, so I'm definitely the type of clapping seal he and Sean are tired of performing for.

Loved the new format, the Show Show reference, and Sean's extremely relatable inclination to be ashamed of what he does.

This is life-saving intel, thank you.

Very glad to have my morning enbeefened with a sly reference to Away Luggage. May this continue in perpetuity.

Been thinking about this and how insanely true it is for days now

We're in a fan content golden era EDIT: !

We're in a fan content golden era

Thank you for clarifying b/c my squishy brain was stuck on a "Albert Finney / Big Fish" reference. Also holy cats that long version of "How Long Has It Been" is tops

Why should Earwolf pay the guests a fair appearance fee when Natalie enjoyed Hayes's Ava DuVernay/Friday the 13th joke at least as much as I did? I mean she basically a fan had friggin front row seats!

Could not have said it better, my dude. I mean, I get it: when fans see there's a new episode, open up a browser, type in "comedy bang bang", wait for the results to load, click on the official site link, wait for that to load, and then check to see who the guests are because they definitely won't find out in the app they're using to listen to the episode, and they see it's Paul F. Tompkins and Julie Andrews, there are certain expectations that come with that. But dang it let's move it forward a little!

Stitcher grants me the opportunity to appreciate that our favorite show always puts the guest's name in the title, as opposed to C. Bang Bang (only checked it out b/c of the ad on HH) where it takes nine years to figure out in-app who showed up that week to play Sassy Snugglefarts or whatever the sh*t

Hate to do a "gotcha" Boys, but if you're gonna put additional eps of the podcast on the bargaining table, we're gonna lock you in: Contract drafted

Very busy morning splitting my time between drafting a "Someone Did A 'How Long Has It Been' Drop And It Is Everything" piece for io9 and targeting a certain luggage company for harassment on social media. Do what you love and you'll never do a day of work. (If one of you did that drop, I love, am in love, you, etc., for real)

If he's not working for Sean & Herms, so help me...

Not since a certain sweetie by the name of Brandon Wardell have we had a guest with so many good laughs in the studio. Not trying to spark it off up in here, but as long as we're ranking things I think we know who the real #1 Myrin (imagine me saying it though so it's like "Mirren") is.

We'll miss you Bosch, but those people from KC who are not Hayes's parents are very lovely and game. May you cherish your new toes/home.

Cody you are truly my absolute favorite and your departure makes me almost as sad as the thing Julie said about the green M&M

Thanks to these guys' help I was able to write a pret-tay noi-zay spec for The F Bomb, and it got picked up (natch). Spoiler alert for season 3: if Niles can't beat em he's gonna join em

[drops veil of irony for a moment] I was really impressed with Mr. Serafinowicz's range and gameness here, very excited to see what's next from this young man

I have a cool 20 to slip into the Venmo of anyone who gets Beck Bennett to do this (wink wink ;) , Sean)

Feeling extremely grateful to Chef Kevin for not getting the bit

Hayes hesitatingly mentioned the word and it's like the floodgates broke, I've never felt so blessed during my AM drive time commute

Lauren Lapkus but only if she's in on the joke you guys

Welcome to the Holluminati, Chris "Blue Album" (that's your secret club codename) Weiser