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Re-upping this from @paultab's original post. This is now avail fo free on Amazon. It is everything you want in a HDTGM movie: big name actors doing their earnest best to get through a bonkers script. Nonsensical writing & plot twist. It very much reminds me of a Crank-esque horror movie. Please consider this...

I'd like to be the first to posit that this entire movie is a Jacob's Ladder scenario starting the moment that Rob Schnieder crosses the courts in Santa Monica. I can only assume that he is hit with a death blow of a squash ball serve and that the remainder of Surf Ninjas is a Sega-induced Patusan fever dream. Motosurf!