ClarkKellyson

Is anyone else distressed by the EVERYTHING MUST GO emails American Apparel keeps sending? I'm made very uncomfortable by the thought of those mannequins with pubic hair that were discussed in this minisode going to small-time boutiques across the country that aren't expecting the store furnishings they think they're buying to turn out to be pervert dolls. On the other hand, I wonder if AA could have saved some money by not commissioning mannequins with pubes, and if so, could they have avoided bankruptcy and liquidation?

I desperately wish that they had access to the Amazon link to A.L. Singer's novelization of Surf Ninjas, because clicking through to A.L.'s other work might have eventually shown that A.L. Singer was a nom de plume for Peter Lerangis, ghostwriter of more than 30 titles in The Baby-Sitters Club series.