Give Me Your Baby 2

Does the best British person shitting on a movie they were in award go to Christopher Lee or Michael Caine?

As someone who wanted to got to this show, I would like to express a hearty fuck you to the scalpers that were trying to resell tickets to this show for $100+.

I wanted them to talk about Rowdy and Jade doing racist impressions of Bruce Lee while half assedly doing martial arts sparring on a boat at the beginning. Also everyone on Molokai except for the cops at the beginning and one henchman are white. I know the movie was made in different time but it was Hawaii 5-0ing PoC hard.

Is no one going to point out that mall security robots are a real thing now? They've already attacked a small child. http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/07/robot-security-guard-commits-suicide-in-public-fountain.html

MJW is so much better than this movie. Watch Blood and Bone to see him kicking all kinds of ass.

In my head Iron Fist autocorrected to The Man With The Iron Fists.

Ninja Terminator has opened the kung fu flood gate. I guarantee that Crippled Avengers has more to talk about than Ninja Terminator. The violence is crazy over the top and also somehow very casual. The movie opens with a small boy being having his arms chopped off by capricious local gangsters. You would think this would lead to a heroe's journey where he learns to overcome his disability and bring the evil doers to justice. NO. He gets metal hands and becomes the villain for the rest of the movie who takes pleasure in crippling other people for things as innocuous as bumping into him. I watched this with a friend and we could not stop asking what the hell is going on through the entire thing. This is a Shaw Brothers film, not some random low budget throwaway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsyo4iVzCCg

I would have liked it if Jaime had been the leader of Packard's gang and that his murder wasn't just a setup for Packard's kidnap dating of Keri. Rather there would be a larger rivalry between them and the murder would have some betrayal associated with it rather than seemingly random capriciousness.

At the beginning of the movie Keri is describing Jake and says that he just appeared in front of her house, but we watched a long opening sequence of him riding his motor bike around Arizona. You would think that him driving into town is to avoid the suspicion of appearing under strange circumstances, but apparently to Keri it is bewildering that a stranger might happen to be driving down her street when she happened to be leaving her house.

And also the theme to the Transformers cartoon movie, which is fucking awesome. That movie is also HDTGM worthy. As I have suggested previously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA

He deserves so much better. But at least we got Black Dynamite out the deal.

This is a good movie that goes in some bonkers directions.

Ostensibly, but there's no reason for security robots to have the kind of fire power those things did. Also where in their original programming is the imperative to hide bodies after murdering them? There's something else going on here.

At some point I lost access to my old forum account "Give Me Your Baby" and the account recovery process keeps running me around in circles. The contact staff link appears to be broken.