JasonOfTheGroup

OH MY GOD JUNE WAS RIGHT JUNE WAS SO RIGHT

I think everyone can agree the baby's name should've been Paul

The knowledge that 1 man is writing the scripts for all these movies gives me new insight into the narrative direction of the series, especially the 8th, 9th and 10th films touted as the final trilogy. "Fast and Furious" -- Letty dies, Giselle introduced, the villain Braga introduced "Fast Five" -- The Rock introduced, Han returns, Mia impregnated "Fast and Furious 6" -- Letty revived, Giselle dies, Braga cameos, Owen Shaw introduced "Furious 7" -- Deckard Shaw introduced, Han dies, Kurt Russel introduced, Djimon Hounsou's character introduced, Brian and Mia retire, Ramsay introduced, The Rock joins the family "F8 of the Furious" -- Mama Shaw introduced, Owen Shaw revived, Cypher introduced, Little Nobody introduced As you can see, narrative threads sprinkled in even-number entries are picked up in future even-number entries as well as the same happening for consecutive odd-numbered entries. So therefore all signs point to some approximation of the following: "F9 of The Furious" will feature Han being revived, Kurt Russel dying or betraying the team, and some associate of Djimon Hounsou returning as well as Ramsay's backstory "Fast Ten" will feature the revenge of Cypher and more Shaw Family antics, presumably in space All in all, I'm seeing a lot of potential for Jason Mantzoukas to appear in either of these films. Ramsay's brother perhaps

That trash box is magic like the mail box. If you put that ratty DVD back in then in 2 years your past self will find it again.

Thank God the team stopped that nuke from launching! But surely the Russian defense minister mowing down New Yorkers in broad daylight with a minigun will cause a war anyways

That's the guy from the damn DragonStrike pack-in VHS tape! This could be in its own episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNnYkJwSNU And its Motaro from Mortal Kombat Annihilation! Yeah!