I caught this movie on cable years ago and it has, henceforth, become my absolute go-to bad/hilarious/absurd movie choice. You have a constantly-sweaty Ashley Judd, a deaf-mute Viggo Mortensen who whistles and grunts through the whole movie, a crazy-pants uber-religious obsessive psycho orphan in Brendan Fraser...and eventually, a boat-sized sequin-covered shoe floating down a river (yes, an enormous floating shoe).
It ramps up from weird to outright insanity super quick. All you can do is watch, wide-eyed and wondrous, mouth agape, as this POS movie progresses through its complicated but utterly senseless plot till Brendan Fraser drenches himself with blood. It's all kinds of greatness wrapped up in the worst movie ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHFhUt60xxo
https://www.rottento...of_darkly_noon/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114099/
