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What's up jerks. I haven't seen a best of or recommendation list made in awhile so here I have broken them down in a top 5 for each year of the show. I have also included the best of 2018 so far. I really hope this gets people to listen to episodes they haven't listened to for whatever reason or have skipped. I get it, I held off on a lot of episodes because I wanted to see the movie first but it looked too awful to sit through. So here are my top 5 in each year of the show that I recommend watching that are worth your time for at least the absurdity of it or the breakdown of them in the show. (Note I've excluded both Crank movies and big budget flops like Wild Wild West and Batman & Robin because they either fall in the, no duh they are great or are just well known failures. I wanted to focus on my favorites that people may have not checked out.) Enjoy you monsters 2011 Drive Angry Gigli All About Steve The Tourist Punisher: War Zone (HM: Sucker Punch, I Know Who Killed Me, Skyline, The Back-Up Plan, Jingle all the Way) 2012 Reindeer Games 88 Minutes Tiptoes Liz and Dick Birdemic (HM: Sleepaway Camp, Roadhouse, Abduction, Cobra) 2013 Nothing But Trouble Hudson Hawk Fair Game The Devils Advocate Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (HM: From Justin to Kelly, Over the Top, Deck the Halls, Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles) 2014 Staying Alive Color of Night Mr. Nanny & No Holds Barred Rhinestone Monkey Shines (HM: Winters Tale, LOL and A View to a Kill) 2015 (Had to do a top 10 because there were too many good ones) Zardoz (Part 1&2) Face Off Hercules in New York Perfect Maximum Overdrive Runaway Lifeforce Death Spa Island of Dr. Moreau Xanadu (HM: Deep Blue Sea, Con Air, Tango and Cash) 2016 Hell Comes to Frogtown Vampires Kiss Streets of Fire Grease 2 Teen Witch (HM: Can't Stop the Music, Mannequin 2 On The Move and Gods of Egypt) 2017 (Another top 10 for this one) Hard Ticket to Hawaii XXX: The Return of Xander Cage The Fate of the Furious Miami Connection The Last Dragon Virtuosity The Wraith Body Parts The Jazz Singer Sleepwalkers (HM: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, The Lake House and Highlander 2: The Quickening) 2018 (as of Sept 2018) Never Too Young to Die Adore Body Rock Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf Beautiful Creatures (HM: Beastly, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Second Sight, The Meg, Rockstar)

I think this movie is too good of a horror movie on its own to be a HDTGM movie. It's the same reason they didn't do They Live

How. Dare. You. This movie is fucking great. John Cusack, Julia Roberts and Hank Azaria. What more do you want? 5 stars

This is a real bonkers one. Big movie with Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ed Harris, Directed by Darren Aronofsky . This movie tried so hard to be Oscar bate but wasn't nominated for any major industry awards. It did get 3 Razzie nonitions for worst actress, worst directing and worst supporting character. It did win the Gay and Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association (GALECA) for Campy Flick of the Year (very prestigious and definitely not a category made for the movie). Its among the ranks of Safe Haven, Adore and Boy Next Door for starting out as a standard romantic comedy meet cute kind of movie then descends into complete madness. It gets more insane by the minute and the last 15 minutes is straight up indescribably fucked up for a main stream movie marketed as a slasher film. Anyone who has seen this knows what I mean and it also has an incredibly pretentious allegory that the film follows. Don't sit on this one and make sure June is there. IMDB describes it as: A couple's relationship is tested when uninvited guests arrive at their home, disrupting their tranquil existence.

Okay so this movie is like Face Off meets Reindeer Games. Starring Stephen Baldwin, Kyle MacLachlan and Kim Coates. This needs to be an episode, its a classic Virtuosity situation where this is a solid "vision of the future" kind of movie that gets so unnecessary crazy. There is also a weird thing that there are several nude scenes but all the woman are very petite and small breasted. I know it sounds odd to notice but it seemed like a choice by the directer or casting. And thats just the start. Let me repeat Steven Baldwin Imdb describes it as "In the future, where it's faster to travel by exchanging bodies with someone at the destination, a man's body is hijacked by a ruthless terrorist." I repeat, Steven Baldwin, is in this movie and I don't think there has been a HDTGM with Steven, gotta check off another Baldwin for the show. Thank you for your time