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I enjoyed the “prequel,” the Princess Diana musical: (the entire musical is on YouTube, but I’m linking this shorter one for everyone’s sanity. If you enjoy the clip, you will enjoy the whole thing as it doesn’t stop delivering)

Watching Black Dog right now and this one should definitely be done. I mean, we could all write our own Randy Travis songs based on the movie. Classics such as: The Meatloaf’s Gone Bad, I Watched Patrick Swayze Cauterize His Own Womb, Who’s Feeding That Dog No Seriously He Ain’t Been Fed.

So, I tried to count and there’s conservatively 20 lamps on the rooftop. There’s a Walmart near there, so I’m assuming that’s his lamp dealer. They have a bunch of bundled lamp sets (3 lamps in a set) for $50. That would put his lamp budget at around $350. I’m going to assume it’s a monthly cost as rain exists and it’s a safe bet that he doesn’t move them inside (they would be tripping over lamps all the time). That doesn’t include his extension cord, light bulb, or decorative ladder budget or any fees for filling the dumpster with lamps.

*sneezes into shot glasses*

Can we talk about how the only decent joke in the movie was almost a direct quote from Gordon Ramsey? They just changed it from idiot sandwich to moron sandwich (unless that’s what they call it in Canada like subs and hoagies).