I'm sitting here currently watching Priest on SYFY and I can hear what the episode of HDTGM would sound like as I'm watching it. Was shocked to see that it hasn't been done yet. This movie has it all; weird heavy-handed religious themes with guns and a bad boy priest who is super good with knives. A rookie sheriff boy who is v emotional, vampires, mole monsters with fangs, church/gov issued face tattoos, I could seriously go on forever and I think I'm only halfway through this movie. Also, the mole-people vamps are secreting jizz to build hives? i think its about someone getting kidnapped but I keep forgetting about that because everyone is gravely grumbly yelling about each other about "the war"? Bill from true blood makes an appearance as the sweaty man in bed. Please tell me you have seen this and thought the same
