I loved loved loved this bad bad Movie!
This garbage fire of a film is so bad, the Russian government sued the production company for sucking so bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_(2017_film)
I had seen the trailer a few years ago (Thank you Nerdist) and was honestly stoked to check it out. I liked "Night Watch (2004)" and "Day Watch (2006)" and was curious to see the Russian take on a superhero movie. Moments into this disaster, it was clear this is going to be epic.
The four "superheros" are an invisible girl that, i think, just turns into water, a guy that can manipulate rocks and Earth(?), a speedster swordsman, and a man-bear or were-bear guy who is issued a mini-gun that is belt fed through a back pack. The villain is a weird Bane knockoff; the Bane from "Batman & Robin" not "The Dark Knight Rises". His objective is to hack into the world's satellites in order to control the world's machines. His powers work on some machines but not all?? and he needs to steal the Russian version of the Space Needle to do it. WHAT?!?
I tried to describe this movie to my wife and just found myself hysterically laughing.
Check out the trailer then watch this beautiful train wreck. Fuck it's good.
https://youtu.be/AH_D8COMbhc
https://youtu.be/AH_D8COMbhc
