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They just dropped the Fast 9 Trailer which personally kills most of Jason’s Hobbs & Shaw theories. I didn’t see the Rock or Shaw in the trailer tho. I saw Helen Mirian tho.
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On 2/15/2014 at 11:36 PM, Joven said:I dont think this has been posted yet (it was mentioned in a few other threads, but the title being made of small common words makes it hard to search for)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6pXPHaWM0
So I just watched the trailer for the first time, and it makes it sound like its trying to be a girly Ferris Beauler's Day Off, and it is so very much not.
For starters: there is actually a very small amount of "girls having fun" in it.
Secondly: fun isn't even remotely the point, nor is being rebellious, its all about a dance contest.
A contest with seemingly no rules or organization, where you can turn up with your own dance partner or not and its still apparently random who you'll dance with (which is how our 2 heroes are brought together), or maybe bring a couple of partners (in the case of "paul rust and the miss cleos"), whatever. underage? they couldn't give a shit.
This is a dance contest to be on a dancing TV show. A dancing TV show which brings you the latest in dancing news...DAILY. Its a daily show, its on every freakin day (mon-sat at least, no mention of a Sunday show, but I can only assume its there).
So in essence this movie boils down to a couple things, bottomlessly terrible and incredibly flamboyant dance numbers/training montages, and stupid interactions of the characters as they form relationships and rivalries seemingly at random.
Also, stupid clothes. Basically everything Helen Hunt wears is seemingly picked at random by going blind into a thrift store and anything she touches she puts on her body somehow (whether its clothes or not).
From her giant yellow shirt with no back and giant toy grasshopper stuck on her head combo,
to her furtrapping clown ensemble
Not to mention her troll hair, velcro reversible schoolgirl skirt, and other things. And shes not the only fashion disaster (this is a dance movie after all, so theres plenty of goofy costumes)
Just some random things this movie has: gymnastic nun, baby pizza, gay circus party crashers, peeping on naked siblings, offensive stereotypes, dance rape ala crossroads, SJP seemingly needing a pee in every scene, so many montages, torching a dog, and neon pink credits.
I believe its on netflix instant (according to some site which lists those, but I dont have it to check), its also on Amazon instant but not on the prime (it is on youtube in full though), or you can pick it up at Cannes in the Helen Hunt movie section.
(and i'll admit, i cheated and watched with a rifftrax - http://www.rifftrax....ack-productions )
I’m so confused. This must be my drop dead Fred because this movie is fun. Dance contest......fun! boys...........fun! teenage rebellion and 80s clothes and music...........FUN!
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On the night of the 2016 Presidential election, Cass, an LA club promoter, takes a thrilling and emotional journey with Frida, a Midwestern visitor. She challenges him to revisit his broken dreams, while he pushes her to discover hers.
The premise is terrible. The acting is even worse. The background use of text messages. It has the longest Uber drive where absolutely nothing happens.
Just look:
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On 8/14/2019 at 8:43 PM, GrahamS. said:I heard the screenwriter of the prequel to The Thing (he also wrote the script for Arrival) interviewed on Ben Blacker’s podcast. The writer did not sound thrilled with how the film came out.
Wait which film? I love Arrival.
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19 hours ago, muttnik said:It really, really is, and every effect still looks fantastic to this day.
It needs no remake.
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8 hours ago, grudlian. said:I'd watch Gigli again over Gigi again. At least Gigli is shorter.
Whoa Whoa Whoa...... Gigi is an old fashion creeper movie about turning a kid into a a proper prostitute in old age France. It deserves respect.
Thank heaven for little girls
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7 hours ago, muttnik said:Camille (1936)
Princess Mononoke
Congo
Predator
Alien
The Thing (1982)
Perfect Blue
Phantom of the Paradise
The Thing is a classic. I remember watching it as a kid.
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10 hours ago, theworstbuddhist said:Nice lineup. At first glance I thought you wrote Gigli and thought I was losing my mind.
I’m proud to say that I have never seen gigli from start to finish.
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In order of the day:
Stepbrothers
Gigi
Captain America: The Winter Solider
Pitch Perfect 3
Inglorious Bastards
I would physically go see a movie
Thor: Ragnork
Pride and Prejudice
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1 minute ago, theworstbuddhist said:Spoiler alert: he does not
I didn't think so but I had to give him the benefit of the doubt. I still have to see it before this weeks podcast dropped.
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15 minutes ago, theworstbuddhist said:How dare you disrespect Tyrese like this
We can talk about that whole thing after I see hobbs and shaw this week to see if he has credibility.
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On 8/8/2019 at 5:54 PM, theworstbuddhist said:You are only a few posts old but already bringing the heat. Bless you.
Fun fact, me and some other bad-movie-loving friends went to see Crossroads in the theatre when it came out. All of us were well into our twenties (at least) and we laughed and mocked the film among ourselves at the back while some poor twelve-year-old girls and their moms tried to enjoy it. We were dicks, basically.I did that at 2 Fast 2 Furious.
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I will say that I love and own:
Burlesque
The Backup Plan
Liz & Dick
Spice World on VHS
Crossroads
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Simply Irresistible
I bought Geostorm because of the podcast and its the best decision I've ever made. Is it still fun to listen to others tear them to shreds tho. Absolutely.
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On 8/2/2019 at 7:45 PM, theworstbuddhist said:Haha. I really need to catch up, I love Legion.
NO WAY
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On 7/26/2019 at 1:00 PM, grudlian. said:I think it sets a really bad precedent that being annoying will change the show in your favor.
If Paul had been open to it, that would be one thing. He was very clear about not wanting to do it. So, unless the bit gets bigger, let it go.
low key would love if it was really Michael Bay or Michael Bay takes credit for it.
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I totally forgot about this movie. Yesss!!!! This needs to be done.
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I love our little family. LOL
Musical Mondays Week 80 The Greatest Showman
in How Did This Get Made?
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That is the reality of the situation but we went to the movie to be entertained. They white washed the facts but we do know them. We know about Christopher Columbus but he still has a day
. So I mean I just enjoyed the family movie. And if I remember correctly he was embarrassed of them at some point. Not a lecture just a different point of view promise. History is tainted with so much blood I just wanna escape and sing a happy song.