1. The Iron Petticoat. 1956 “comedy” starring Bob Hope and Katharine Hepburn. Possibly the most miscast movie ever.
2. David Lynch’s Dune. I can’t believe they haven’t done this one yet.
3. Star Trek V: the Final Frontier. Again, how have they not done this one?
4. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nic Cage, Nick Cage-ing it up.
5. Gone in Sixty Seconds. More Nic Cage Nic Cage-ing.