Dear Conan,
I must voraciously disagree with your sallow assessment of s'mores. S'mores are delicious, they are manna from the Gods, a paean to summer bonfires on the beach. That delicious ooey gooey marshmellow that melts the chocolate to a toothsome liquid lava all encapsulated with a divine graham crunch...a perfect ending. And if a little soot and sand gets in the mixture, why that is just fine seasoning. Sometimes I long for those days of yore during the cold twilight of winter but fear not, with a marshmallow on a fork over the stove, just like the little matchstick girl, I create a transient moment of bliss. Ah, the S'more!
Yours truly,
Abigail Mayo Ryder