Briggs Hatton

Never, ever stop.

Potato chips instead of graham crackers for s'mores: 1) Melt mallow 2) Set mallow on the potato chip 3) Set the chocolate square on the mallow 4) Let this sit on a rock or something while you tell your boss his/her/their haircut makes them look like the unwillingly-betrothed daughter of a Dutch aristocrat 5) Return to the cooled-off treat, and one-bite it Graham crackers f**k the whole thing up.