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Is it just me or does anyone else see Chris D'Elia as van helsing?

PLEASE do this movie. I just saw this movie in theaters and it was bonkers. This movie tired to re-imagine the crusades as a Call of Duty game and shoe horn in as many social justice issues as it could while conveniently forgetting feminism. They tried to combine occupy wall st, diversity, wealth re-distribution, middle east politics, socialism and terrorism all in one script and failed horribly. Its as if this movie was written by A.I after reading woke twitter. At one point Taran Egerton's 15th century robin hood character yells "who wants wealth re-distribution?!?!?!" into a crowd. Im all for social justice but, this was a weird ham fisted attempt with zero subtlety. Will be great podcast material when its on DVD which I anticipate will be soon. For some reason the primary form of fighting was close quarter archery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU7vDDm0H3w A homeless Ice-T is hunted for sport by Gary Busey, Rutger Hauer and John C. Mcginley, nuff said. I remember trying to act out this movie as a kid, we hunted and slaughtered a fat kid.

Holy Shit. Its like Pacific Rim but, 1 Million times better because it has Treach from Naughty by Nature.

Apparently the honey is a key plot point. Cage knocking out random women and Bearsuits......gold jerry, gold

FYI, I think the "not the bees" scene was an alternate ending

The Nic Cage 'Wicker Man' Montage - watch more funny videos PODCAST THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

From the makers of battlefield earth and Deep Anus 9