Title: Kidnapping and Extortion for Dummies
what the f**k moments- allowing your kidnapped victim continuous access to the telephone, bringing him out in broad daylight in a vintage convertible, taking him out to lunch!
All that cow/bull bullshit and discussion of genitalia. All of the dialogue was so inane and dull and the action you would expect from the plot never happened. Wouldn't you expect to see more of the pursuit or search for the kid?