Bonce

Put this "movie" on hulu while I moved into my new place. Wow. I kept walking past a new movie every fifteen minutes wondering what the hell was happening. I guess because this guy is a poor man's Peter Fonda this movie happened. Not sure who had more fun making this movie, but it's Jeff Fahey. Joey Kern is second because maybe stuff like that could be awkward to have to do as a job...what am I saying? Kern's first. If the wigs, fake moustache and captains hat in the draft card scene are so important to the story don't just buy Halloween costumes. Jesus, I forgot about strip clubs, landmines, wartime in general, catching up with bros, treating your daughter like shit, and being a redemption/revenge cold blooded murderer, but not a racist. Watch this with the remote close by because the sound mix is worse than the costumes and supposedly period accurate hair on the rich girl in town.

It's on HBO & is far more fucked up than I could ever imagine. Death sex, speaking in tongues, asian inspired splits, forgery, Dolly's face, I could go on for days.

NOT ARLINGTON TX EARWOLF IS LYING TO US, OR POSSIBLY A SIMPLE ERROR, HENDERSON rip sklartners

Henderson

Daylight is so bad on so many levels. The stupid Stallone backstory, the rag tag group of survivors (with Stallone's real kid), the editing that has me convinced an Amy Brenneman homewrecker subplot was cut, the opening credits look cheap_like special episode of MacGuyver cheap, so much more plus giant fans on a timer!! An old lady and her dog, some juvenile delinquents, a pre fame Viggo Mortensen, and some others. Who will be lucky enough to be rescued from this disaster of a disaster move, completly clean! I'm not bullshitting, they are clean when they get rescued.