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Parked at 30th and Rio. Party at 2nd at Guadalupe. I AM A GOLDEN GOD #SXSW

Posted super ugly pics of myself on tumblr. Be warned.

RUUFIOOOO RT @JenniferDawnTXI hadn't felt her move all day. When she finally did I said "Oh THERE you are, Peter!!". My kid will be weird.

Six minutes into @DaveHolmes taco exploration. Taco bell during the day. Think he hates himself yet?

Two people told me I looked beautiful today. They were both homeless. Still gonna take it.

walked from 30th and the drag to 2nd and Lavaca. And back. what's the matter with me? #sxsw

What a Russian. RT @EugeneMirman By redistibuting all the followers! MT @MMFlint Only 1,500 until 1M followers! How should we celebrate?

What's the better way to convience @boonepickens to get me in and pay for my geology degree at #OSU? Youtube video? Twitter bomb?

Why do I have so many different level filled water bottles in my car, you ask? I'm doing an experiment called "can water go bad".

You mean Downton Abbey, right? RT @indieconrack: When the abbey goes punk it elicits something I need @DaveHolmes to decipher for me.