Andrew

Are you a Caliban, Chanson? Because I'm 99% sure you're a Caliban.

Follow-up: what kind of cocktail?

How did the live show go?

Grep, I have no notes. I mean, I did, but I wrote them this morning and now I have no idea what they refer to, so there wouldn't be much point me posting them. Whatever, here they are: Pretty barista Brian Williams daughter Garfield vs other cats Greggy plug Earwolfman Jack death I wanted to hear what Hayes was going to say about mbop

Congratulations Hayes, when you said "Morpheus" you made me do a big laugh/cough into my drink and the pretty barista looked at me in concern because I suddenly looked so uncool. Gee, that's just great, thanks so much. (I can't do italics on mobile but actually I was being sarcastic).

Hope this doesn't come across as creepy, but can someone going to the show take clippings of Sean and Hayes's hair and send it to me?

Sometimes I find his nerdiness too unrelatable. Like sometimes he will know the name of the Harry Poter villain "Voldemort"! Or he will do an impression of Golum from Lord of Rings! Too nerdy. Is it even comedy if the references he makes are unknown to 99% of the population?

Brgrho originally dropped the mic in the Sean and Hayes thread, then picked it up and dropped it again (clumsy) in the Jes Macallan thread.

This is very funny and cool and I liked it. http://vimeo.com/99421275

Change your name to LazyDeshields as a permanent mark of your shame.

Anastasia, do you have any noticeable whoops and/or hollers on the latest UTU2TM ep?

I also idea HH bit. So I was talking to Anna... Kendrick. And I was telling her that I loved her raps and actually she was a great kid in a good city! But she kept trying to tell me I was thinking about cups and I had to tell her that she was being inappropriate and she wasn't going to get me to touch her cups, gross. I mean, I'm a happily married man, and Steffi doesn't let me touch other women's cups! So I told Anna to put her top back on and get out of my car, see if I cared.

I feel like they're trying to tell Hayes something by giving him that shaving kit. Edit: and they are wrong.

I have some notes re Hollywood Handbook Hangout: I don't know what made me wake up so early, maybe I got a Veeb Vibe. There was a pretty good mix of emotional and physical pain so that was nice. When a certain person went on those long MRA rants I just kind of zoned out. I liked Chanson's dog and Anastasia's cat and Asteck's sandwich. P.S. Anastasia, you need a cool nickname like "AV Club" or "Stasi". P.P.S. When Seth Morris was asked who was involved with Mad Men he missed a classic joke opp, because he should have said "oh, it was my great grandfather Philip!". (Philip Morris is a guy in Mad Men who loves cigarettes) Then he could have turned that into a whole "British people call cigarettes f*gs" thing, then turned THAT into an "I Love You Philip Morris" thing. Hey, one day he'll be able to pull gold like that straight off the dome, until then: keep tryin', kid.

I will listen and let you know whether the show can still be enjoyed after only 3 hours of sleep.

Because Tim and Anastasia has met so many celebrities, isn't they now celebrities themselves, and shouldn't they be on an episode like that Andy who probably hasn't met any celebrities?

Hayes really wants to get his hands on that Baby Marge.

Lots of new posters it seems. To claim your one free like from me, please post any of the following: a photo of your D; a photo of your dog/cat; a photo of yourself in junior high; a short sitcom script starring forum members I will award you one (1) like, redeemable only on a post meeting any of the above conditions. I don't generally give out likes, so this is a big opportunity for you. Don't waste it.

Everyone shut up and look at the thing the guy said to look at! It's a cool good thing!

I've been looking at the episode pictures for a while, and neither of them seem particularly equine to me. Really don't understand where all this satire stuff is coming from. P.S. that was actually just a very good and funny joke and if you didn't get it then just Like and move on. P.P.S. I really hope they're pronounced the same way or that joke is not as good and funny as I thought.

I've heard of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, but an unfunny thing happened and we're all already on the forum?!

Since there's a load of administrators hanging around, can someone help me? I NEED to change my name back to Andrew, with a capital A. At the moment I'm using some Greek character that looks like a capital A, but isn't, and it bugs me. I've tried to change my display name back to the original Andrew but some scrub took it while my name was changed (#HalloweenNameChangeGate) and now I can't return to it. Help me Shannon, you're my only hope.

A CHUD is a guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a buster.