Andrew

In the sense that I talk all the time about my love for nymphettes, yes.

And Tim I think you should call in because I think of you as a professional comedian with your vlog and your improv classes. I'll call in but only so I can awkwardly say "Hi, big fan!" and they'll say "Thanks man" and I'll say "No, I called to talk about the movie Big Fan" and we'll all laugh and they'll realise that I'm cool like them and I'll become the third co-host and my D will finally tell me he's proud of me and I'll say "I know" like Hans Yolo in Star War.

Greggy doesn't seem like your typical D, more of a cool clown D who works hard to provide for his little clown Ks.

Does anyone have any Christmas music recommendations? I've gone through all Sufjan Steven's Christmas stuff, even the weird electronica ones, and I'm burned out on Bob Dylan's weird Christmas album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKewaENYl4k

I think I might call in but only if you promise that it won't be awkward and that I'll know what to say and how to act.

Q: You got to act with Mark Wahlberg in The Other Guys. What was it like meeting the inspiration for Vinny from Entourage? Q: Milana Vayntrub played the tall guy's girlfriend on Silicon Valley. Can you get me her number? I'm not creepy, I've just had a lot of dreams about her.

I had a dream where I was a meat loaf.

Did you see the celebrity aliases thing from the Sony hack? Jessica Alba's fake name is "Cash Money", which is probably the name I would also use if I was super-famous and pretty and rich . But hey,

Just realised Pauly Shaw has never been on any other Earwolf show. S+H missed a chance to tell Seth Godin's Screw Up School to get right down there and suck on deez.

Are you sure you didn't watch The Silence of the Lambs?

Cards Against Humanity is a very interesting comedic document, because sometimes it is rando comedy and sometimes it is anti comedy and then sometimes it is offensive comedy which I don't think has been addressed on the show and I think someone should speak on that.

Please be careful with the festive name changes. It's a dangerous game.

It's a Cheers spin-off but I guess they couldn't afford George Wendt so they had to recast.

Did anyone see that show The Walken Dead? I do NOT recommend it. Scared my whole freakin' butt off. I do recommend the New Yankee Workshop, there are no scary parts and the main character is a builder or something. It does start quite slowly though. It's like in Breaking Bad where Walt is a science teacher, but this show is going really in depth establishing this character and his job.

Last week's episode was so painful that I was glad there was some Cody-ine for pain relief. Possible variations of that joke - I knew Cody-ine came on the show because I started feeling drowsy. - Did someone give Cody paracetamol because I feel like there's been "no Cody lols" (co-codamol).

True story: I had a dream a few nights ago where I went to live with Hayes's family (I think I was on holiday?) and then we did a university radio show together. The Davenports lived in a circular house made out of dark wood with a spiral staircase through the centre of the house, and Hayes lived on the top floor. I don't remember him actually speaking to me, but his mother drove us to the university so we could do our show, and the studio was inside what seemed like a bank vault. Sean did not appear. I'm not even joking about this. My theories are: 1) This is actually a premonition and is/will become true (does anyone know if the Davenports live in a four storey mahogany cylinder?). 2) I want to be with Hayes (in a professional capacity). 3) I want to be Sean (in an 'inhabit his body' capacity (#thatswhatshesaid)). P.S. thank you for getting the word out about scooptroop.co.uk, please use the code "ANDREWBIGDICKPLAYA" at Audible.com to support the site.

When I found the SomethingAwful thread about Earwolf with all those familiar avatars, I felt so betrayed. Greggy, I thought you were a one-forum man.

I thought that Pauly Sure was maybe not a great guest, but now it's clear that I was ehh wrong, I just have to hold my hands up to that one. Did Sean get back into his car?

What sides are you guys taking in the War On Christmas? I lean pro but I'm keeping an open mind.

Matt Berry is currently in the second(?) series ofToast of London - it's alright, nothing special. Green Wing is very good, haven't seen many others like it (it had a less funny follow up called Campus). Sort of sketch-y sitcom with some interesting camera stuff going on. The Thick of It (and the spin-off movie In The Loop) - British Veep. Twenty Twelve and W1A - mockumentaries (familiarity with the London Olympics and the BBC respectively will help). Fresh Meat - comedy about uni freshers in a shared house. Has some very accurate jokes about British student life. Peep Show - sitcom shot POV-style about a pair of odd couple housemates. Absolutely brilliant. The League of Gentlemen - black comedy sketch show, grotesque characters. Starting to feel a little outdated but still good; see also Psychoville and Inside No. 9 from the same writers. Limmy's Show - Scottish sketch show. Warning: thick Glaswegian accent. 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown - a mash-up between a panel show and a quiz show that becomes better than the sum of it's parts. 15 Storeys High - bleak but fantastic sitcom that literally no one else I know has seen. The Day Today and Brass Eye - pitch perfect spoofs of British news and current affairs shows by Chris Morris and others. Source of the Alan Partridge character. Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - a stand up set with some satirical interview segments cut in. Left-leaning and middle class if that's a problem, but probably the best British stand-up at the moment. His book How I Escaped My Certain Fate is annotated transcripts of a few of his shows, it's so interesting. Nathan Barley - very cult sitcom by Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker. Another gem that hardly anyone has seen. Shooting Stars - absurdist panel show, hit and miss but if you like that style it can be hilarious. Getting On - sitcom set on an NHS ward, dark and not really laugh out loud but I like it. The Royle Family - sitcom based around a 'normal' family. I've never actually seen a full episode of this, but I know it's got a lot of praise and Bob Odenkirk said it was his favourite show. Phoenix Nights - sitcom set in a working men's club in the North.

I see a lot of British comedies but no Snuff Box, with Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher. Seconding Man to Man and Darkplace.

Talking of Old School, I relistened to an RSS episode recently where Sean was talking about pausing a DVD during the sexy scenes. I did that too with Old School, where the old man dies after the ladies flash him. Also Austin Powers where he takes a bath with Alotta Fagina. Good memories.

Great 'sode, the interview section was not at all like pulling teeth and you could tell the guest was really prepared and into it.

Oh, Cody, honey. Is everything OK at home?

LinkedIn suggested Cody as a contact to me today and I have no idea why. But now I consider us best friends and I won't hear a word said against him.