Andrew

I FOUND A THING THAT SAYS 'SIZE', IS THIS RIGHT? I DON'T THINK THIS WAS HOW IT WAS BEFORE BUT I CAN'T BE SURE. I DON'T HAVE A COMMAND BUTTON, IS THAT OK? DO I NEED TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD (IT'S ATTACHED TO THE SCREEN ON LIKE A HINGE, THE KEYBOARD IS ON THE BOTTOM 'SLAB' AND THE SCREEN SORT OF FOLDS UP AND DOWN ON TOP OF IT... NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, NONE OF THE COMPUTERS AT WORK HAVE THE SAME DESIGN) (P.S. IF THIS WAS COVERED IN THE SHOW I APOLOGISE, I WORKED THROUGH LUNCH SO HAD TO START LISTENING ON MY COMMUTE HOME AND I'VE ONLY GOT HALFWAY THROUGH. NO SPOILERS PLEASE.)

YOU GUYS IS AGATA THE SAME PERSON FROM SOME OF THE EARWOLF STORE ADS? THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PUTTING PIECES TOGETHER LIKE A COOL FILMS DETECTIVE. P.S. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY KEYBOARD STOP MAKING BIG LETTERS? I WANT SMALL LETTERS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE (EXCEPT FOR SOMETIMES LIKE FOR BEGINNING SENTENCES AND PROPER NOUNS.)

Mr Chocran, a Google Image Search reveals a lot of topless photos of you. Do you think this kind of work will hinder your future showbiz career?

I went to Arizona on holiday (too hot, please fix that) and I saw multiple lizards. On the ground, just scuttling around, and no-one seemed to care that these people lived among LIZARDS like that was a normal thing to see everyday.

I don't have a crew neck or a turtleneck It's more like a shawl collar?

I met someone called Agata today, I thought it was a made-up internet handle like 'OcterDoctopus' or 'Chanson', but it's a real-life lady name.

First of all, I don't know how you worked out I'm bloody British, I think I've kept it a bleedin' secret you bloody Yank. Apples and pears, you havin' a larf? God Save The Queen, what what? How did you do it, trace my IP address or something? And I've seen HayzieBone pop up on the Online Users list way more often than you'd think, so I figure he's always here, silently watching.

Bloody Chanson, what a wanker. (Sorry, just meeting my Chanson-bashing quota)

H+S reading the "You're Still The One" scene made my peener tingle. I don't know who this Mike L. Cronut is, but the 'man + guitar' shtick is a total rip-off of Nick Thune's act. Shame on him.

tim please stay safe, I watched a film about gangs and they can be very scary so don't insult anyone or wear any coloured bandanas.

3.5 million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool? 3.5 billion dollars. (a billion is a hundred million so it's a hundred times as cool)

Probably because you had a abstinence-only sex education sponsored by amerikkkan Chri$tianity™, yes? Europe is #1 best country in the world, woo-hoo! Seriously, brah, get educated, people are eating chicken periods and no-one is doing anything about it.

Anyone else think it's weird that a human woman lays eggs like a bird sort of, but a chicken is much smaller than a lady but lays a bigger egg? And we eat the eggs from a chicken but not a lady? Is a chicken egg a chicken period? Is there a Professor Blastoff about this?

I actually don't like ANY religions, and I thought that this forum was going to be a respite from all the Crazy Christians, and Organised Religion is actually such a SCAM I can't believe people FALL for it. More jokes: Judaism = Boo-daism Hinduism = Hin-don't-ism Jainism = Painism, in the butt-ism. Btw, does anyone know how much Bill Maher pays for jokes?

I'm no comedienne or anything but maybe you could do a joke where you say 'Pope' but it's actually 'Poop'? Not sure how to word it.

Very good interesting episode, esp. re: stunt work. True story: when I was a kid I thought if a movie had stunt/death scenes they would find people who actually wanted to die, then kill them on screen for real. I was a dark kid, but also, kind of a genius?

Can't fool me, your picture makes it too obvious, everyone knows you're Colin Hanks with a fake beard.

Mr Wains, will you ever work with your brothers? I looooved White Chicks but it needed that "David" touch, y'know?

Does anyone know if forum posts are eligible for the Nobel Prize for Literature? Think we have some contenders here...

Why wasn't I informed of this?

There is just SO MUCH MONEY to be made in a S+H/Twilight mashup (Edward=Sean, Jacob=Hayes (obviously)), but I know they would never sign off on allowing their likenesses to be used for vampires and werewolves

You didn't mention me, which was surely intentional, but I forgive you. Although I never forget.

You dummy, your body makes more blood during the s*x. What do you think comes out of your peener when you're done?

What's a "D" "M" "X"? Is that like a DMV? I could post a bunch of English celebrities and you'll be all "Yeehaw, howdy y'all, I reckon I cain't recognise that there fella, now I believe I was fixin' myself a big ol' plate 'o grits" but I DON'T because I'm considerate.

Is that a famous person, because I don't know who that is, but I assume he's a very important famousman because he has to multitask phone call AND picture.