Andrew

Nah, just regular brag. I met Valerie!

Valerie, you met a load of forumers and some podcast hosts? Who was your favourite? Did he have a cool accent? Did he buy you a coffee that one time?

Congrats on the baby, SteveH. (Psst, I also recently learned how those get made so high five then down low! I know what you did, you dirty dog!)

I just hope Valerie is safe out there somewhere, eating some cake.

Honlads isn't even close to DUFFcore, and it's messed up you'd even say that

This chicken's back and he's about to lay some golden eggs up in here because I'm cock of the walk, baby.

I was talking about all these OTHER so-called young forum girls, you're the youngest human I've ever seen.

I mean "young" is kind of generous.

Someone dissing Anastasia? Because I'm ready to roll out, I don't fuckin care, I will end someone tonight no joke.

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

Tell her about your favourite John Oliver segment.

thanks bb you so fine

Hi everyone, I don't really have anything to contribute right now but I heard we were setting honlads as the bar for some kind of forum elite and so I'm here to collect some adulation too. I'll accept likes or Bitcoin donations.

Stephanie, do you think you could beat me at basketball? I'm pretty tall, just so you know.

I'm kind of a Patch Adams type so I'll often write a prescription for a listicle.

Does anyone know if I left my sunglasses in the hotel from June? Edit: never mind, I'll come check myself, I need to be sure

I guess they wanted to wait until everything was signed but Jeff Ulrich is making a new Wolfpop podcast with all the coolest, funniest forumers, so he's flying us out to an undisclosed location to record the first season. Didn't you get an invite?

Good, cool, next weekend, and cool again.

Yes, here we are at the start of October, the spookiest month of all. If you are going to celebrate this season with a Treehouse of Horror style name-change, PLEASE be careful.

Green Day walked a lonely road, the only road that they have ever known. Might be helpful advice. Edit: realise there might be some confusion here, it's a different road from the one with the turnip on the fork

I like to VINE, bro. follow me: http://vine.co/justinbieber

Do you have the time To listen to me whine?

You guys like Blink 182?

u seem cool

It's meta comedy, I learned it from my favourite show Community.