Andrew

Man, the forums suck this week, right? Just a bunch of whiners! Edit: whoah, whoops, that was meant to be a PM to Hayzie Bone. No-one read the above, it's confidential.

Shouldn't you be asleep right now? Dairy Pillows had some crazy story about how it was 11pm or something when actually it's 6pm.

I am Andrew, and there is none else, there is no Andrew beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me.

i've had my moment in the sun. Dairy Pillows was on HDTGM!

Jesus, poor guy.

It's impossible.

i don't get it

I would never be horny, the only horny guy I know about is the Red One, the Beast, Mr Loiue CK. Fer, and if you sin he'll drag you down to hell and jerk off on you.

Oi!

Sorry I missed the hangout but I was ASLEEP and pretty rude of you all to carry on without me. But don't worry, I had an inside source screenshot all the sexiest bits.

Yes, I eat seven a day. I weigh 403 pounds, just another 17 to go to my goal weight.

That picture is sooo close to being sexy but I just can't get over the jam/jelly issue, sorry.

I love it. But also post a picture of your D.

Oh man, you gotta see Forgetting Sarah Marshall! Edit: or Walk Hard

mods pls ban

hi bb can i see a pic

You know I'm right.

Hollywood Handbook Forum Fan Fiction is great Please post more.

Yeah, that spreadsheet was way too much work and I only kept it up for three days. I used that wiki the other day to track down the bit where they buy the doll to stick it in Lincoln's eye, pretty useful. I thought it was nose-diving but he really pulled it up at the end there like that scene in Goldeneye on Runway after he blows up Facility, but in the film he doesn't use the tank that's just round the corner and he isn't playing DK mode.

I just had a good idea where I would cut out all the "Hey guys" from the opening ads of each episode and compile them like that Trump China video but actually that seems like a lot of work so just enjoy the theoretical comedy of that please.

If Steve is the forum dad, and Valerie is the forum mum... u guys fuckin?

Isn't it crazy how there's kids today driving cars and getting married who were born after 9/11?

I would honestly love a Chanson episode.

You're really committing to this style, huh.

I know of at least 5 other guys named Andrew. Coincidentally they are also all the people I have slept with. No, that hasn't happened to me and to be honest I hope it never will. I did see it.