Andrew

I don't support anyone really. Wigan, for a little bit. Maybe Swansea? Meh. hahaha u know it m8, lov it. big time m8. P.S. Never call me Andy ever again. Valerie, arrange a goddamn hangout NOW. Presley, no. Costello, yes.

Oxford commas are useless, pretentious, and should always be avoided. Ya Hey is the song that cracked the Top 25 so I guess it's great? Kind of a Hey Ya rip-off though.

After consulting my Top 25 Most Played, my favourite band appears to be Vampire Weekend, which surprised me, because I'm not super into them. But the stats don't lie.

I don't understand the question, nor do I wish to.

Andrew here, AMA.

You should all aspire to be Andrew, I'm pretty great.

We all did this once. Don't judge this man.

Dear Paul, A man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing. If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will eat the chicken. If the chicken and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn. How does the man do it? Kind regards, Andrew

Hayes is on Who Charted this week, by the way.

Heynong man.

It's a Howl Premium thing.

What up what up guys, it's me, Andrew! I'm a big fan of Hollywood Handbook (too scary! Am I right!!!) and I'm looking to get back into the forums. What do I need to do? I can't do big long fan fictions but I can do a pretty good Sean impression. Frankingstein!

Mr Sharping, 1) I haven't listened to your show. What episode should I start with? 2) have you ever made it with a girl? What's that like?

You can sing regular Happy Birthday now, there was a new law I read about in News. Maybe they'll cut out that scene from the Simpsons now. P.S. Yes, many thanks to Anastasia for putting this all together, thanks to Earwolf for their forums and for releasing Hollywood Handbook, thanks to no wait I'm not done, turn off that music, no I have so much more to say

Happy birthday Sean or whatever. You don't even need to play that video, you can just enjoy that thumbnail. Pretty sexy if you ask me.

Oof, I dunno, sounds bad, man. People doing the Sean and Hayes impressions gets old pretty fast.

Argh, I totally forgot! It was my birthday on Saturday, so you can all wish me a belated happy birthday now. P.S. loved the Lad Bible stuff.

I'm not going to read through 22 pages. Can someone summarise the thread so far, please?

Personally my favourite part of the show isn't the plugs, it's the ads. So I compiled all the Sean and Hayes ad spots into one hour-long episode. Enjoy.

This is all the CBB ad spots, which I clipped out and compiled into a hour-long 'episode' with my own two mouse buttons. Gimme that popular star.

Well, it went quicker than I expected. https://soundcloud.com/a-nye-123/sean-and-hayes-cbb-ad-spots If I'm being naughty by making that downloadable then someone tell me please.

Best make it four.

I'm doing this project right now actually! The Audacity project files have been sitting on my desktop for a couple of weeks, just give me a quick month or two to finish up. Maybe three.

This is a rock formation near where I live that I visited recently. It is called the Devil's Chimney. Thank you for listening.

LAWYER: Mr. Barton, do I have your full attention? COLT BARTON: [stares out the window] No. LAWYER: Do you think I deserve it? COLT BARTON: [looks at lawyer] What? LAWYER: Do you think I deserve your full attention? COLT BARTON: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. LAWYER: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention. COLT BARTON: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at that Hooters in Phoenix, where my dad and I met a man that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of beating at H-O-R-S-E. [pauses] COLT BARTON: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?