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  12. Posted

    I also idea HH bit.

     

    So I was talking to Anna... Kendrick. And I was telling her that I loved her raps and actually she was a great kid in a good city! But she kept trying to tell me I was thinking about cups and I had to tell her that she was being inappropriate and she wasn't going to get me to touch her cups, gross. I mean, I'm a happily married man, and Steffi doesn't let me touch other women's cups! So I told Anna to put her top back on and get out of my car, see if I cared.

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  13. Posted

    Why is it that Sam can't drink tomato sauce, but Sean can drink green tomato sauce? I'm on your side, Sam.

     

    Also, I love Hayes' (or Hayes's, we never debated which is correct) look. He's is wearing IBM's throwback fashions. This outfit is called 70's Programmer:

     

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    Very handsome. (I'm not being sarcastic. I really do like the professor type.)

     

     

    I feel like they're trying to tell Hayes something by giving him that shaving kit.

     

    Edit: and they are wrong.

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  14. Posted

    I have some notes re Hollywood Handbook Hangout:

    • I don't know what made me wake up so early, maybe I got a Veeb Vibe.
    • There was a pretty good mix of emotional and physical pain so that was nice.
    • When a certain person went on those long MRA rants I just kind of zoned out.
    • I liked Chanson's dog and Anastasia's cat and Asteck's sandwich.

    P.S. Anastasia, you need a cool nickname like "AV Club" or "Stasi".

     

    P.P.S. When Seth Morris was asked who was involved with Mad Men he missed a classic joke opp, because he should have said "oh, it was my great grandfather Philip!". (Philip Morris is a guy in Mad Men who loves cigarettes) Then he could have turned that into a whole "British people call cigarettes f*gs" thing, then turned THAT into an "I Love You Philip Morris" thing. Hey, one day he'll be able to pull gold like that straight off the dome, until then: keep tryin', kid.

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  18. Posted

    Lots of new posters it seems. To claim your one free like from me, please post any of the following:

    • a photo of your D;
    • a photo of your dog/cat;
    • a photo of yourself in junior high;
    • a short sitcom script starring forum members

     

    I will award you one (1) like, redeemable only on a post meeting any of the above conditions.

     

    I don't generally give out likes, so this is a big opportunity for you. Don't waste it.

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  20. Posted

    I've been looking at the episode pictures for a while, and neither of them seem particularly equine to me. Really don't understand where all this satire stuff is coming from.

     

    P.S. that was actually just a very good and funny joke and if you didn't get it then just Like and move on.

     

    P.P.S. I really hope they're pronounced the same way or that joke is not as good and funny as I thought.

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  22. Posted

    Since there's a load of administrators hanging around, can someone help me?

     

    I NEED to change my name back to Andrew, with a capital A. At the moment I'm using some Greek character that looks like a capital A, but isn't, and it bugs me. I've tried to change my display name back to the original Andrew but some scrub took it while my name was changed (#HalloweenNameChangeGate) and now I can't return to it.

     

    Help me Shannon, you're my only hope.

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  25. Posted

    Some thoughts on this grepisode...

    • Someone should do an advert that is advertising Hollywood Handbook. It would be funny because you would be advertising the show to people who already listen to the show. Do you see? That is funny.
    • If you lose your keys often, get a chain wallet.
    • Why does Hayes have to keep the PG theme on his laptop? Why isn't there an Earwolf computer with all the shows sounds? And for that matter, why hasn't Engineer Whoever just cropped the Would You Rather theme out of the rest of the track? Seems sloppy.
    • Adam Scott should be on the podcast because a) his recent scene partner should have invited him, B) he already knows the address (convenient), c) he gets listens.
    • Betsy Sodaro has a voice that belongs to a cartoon of a scrappy kid and I love it.

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