Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

Lol, I'm no Papa Roach-o or whatever you just said.

 

How to do it is go to a site like Getty Images, search for a name of a celebrity, look through until you find a picture of them in a black polo, add that picture to your basket, check out, purchase the licence to use that photo, then link it. Easy.

 

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

Tights bebeeee! But why do rock stars wear such fancy clothes. Can't they just wear plain black polo shirts? Things would be much easier.

 

 

 

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

Hey guys... What should I be for Halloween? i was gonna be David Bowie but idk anymore..

 

Don't mess with the classics, "sexy cat" all the way.

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

If you don't tell me the deleted tangent, I'll subscribe to and rate the Wolf Den on iTunes, I swear to God.

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

Hey Brett, truth or dare! Remember, you have to pick one!

 

Truth:

Who was the guest, and what was the deleted tangent?

 

 

Dare:

I dare you to tell us the name of the guest and the deleted tangent.

 

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

Happy birthday Hollywood Handbook! (sorry it's late)

 

Here's hoping you had a happy day at podcast school, and Professor Blastoff didn't barge you into a locker.

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

Clerk Duke,

 

1) Would you rather be Clark Duke or Clark Kent?

 

2) You were in an episode of The New Girl. What is Mr Schmidt like in real life?

 

3) Will my questions get picked when other posters have much better ones this week?

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

They're called crisps.

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

If raps is poetry, is poetry raps?

 

Is Emily Dickinson rapper? Is T.S. Eliot Missy Elliot?

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

Dear Birthday Boys, who contributes the least to the group?

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

Uh, generally there's no ACL on the images themselves. You can just right-click on them and do "open picture in a new tab" or "save picture as" and they won't be able to know

 

Hmm, yes, yes, and not doing this would result in an ACL injury I have heard about from being a sports fan? Very interesting.

 

Dear Hayesean,

I'm stupid and really dumb. Here is apicture of my nudity body I took for you

Please don't publicisee. Thx!!

HAH! iCloud hacked.

 

OH MY GOD I NEVER WROTE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, PLEEEAAASSEE TAKE THIS DOWN, IF MY DAD FINDS OUT HE WILL BAN ME FROM WIFI!!!

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

To all computer nerds (Treeses, little cousin Sams, etc) - if you use the download link on someone's FB photos, does it send them a notification? NEED to know asap.

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

i hugged hayes once, but i'm pretty sure that was because i'm a hugger.

 

And Hayes said, Somebody hath touched me: for I perceive that virtue is gone out of me.

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

Can't believe there are so many dog-lovers here, I thought this was a safe space for us cat people.

 

Also I am soooo p-d off at our dog right now because she sleeps in my room and she keeps snoring and coughing and I'm like "Alice, you're SNORING, just QUIT IT" at 3am.

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

That Eliza Dushku joke was really good, should have got more respect in the room. Shame on Engineer Sam for not busting his whole gut up.

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

Could dog history fill a whole month? There was that space dog from Russia, and Lassie, and probably some cave-dogs from dinosaur times. Other than that?

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

I'm going to go to sleep now, I look forward to waking up tomorrow to a fresh episode and fingers crossed I will be in the Popcorn Gallery segment!

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Andrew

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

I tried Tweeter once but I found it overwhelming and uninstalled the app after a fortnight, hope that was a helpful contribution, thanks.

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

oh fuck my cock

 

Woah! You trying to get a big Warn Status rating, trying to feel like a big man? Cool it!

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

 

What's your favourite type of miniature organe? Mine is a clemenstine

 

Is that like a F-F-F-Frankenstein?

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

Divya Narendra: Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the common expression after two weeks. And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 15 Pulitzer prize winners, 2 future Olympians and a movie star.

 

Sy: Who's the movie star?

 

Divya Narendra: Does it matter?

 

We all know they're referring to a certain H. Davenport, right?

 

P.S. Mr Davenport, has any pretty girls said "I'm H.D. ready" to indicate that they were DTF (HD is your initials)? Maybe "H's D ready"? I think that would be a funny joke.

 

P.P.S. Mr Clements, has also any pretty girls said to you "please show me Clemency" when you were giving them that good hard loving? This also seems like a funny good joke.

[Episode 51 — Gil Ozeri, Our Close Friend]

Weird you guys didn't talk about the Scottish independence referendum, kind of the elephant in the room.

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

It always seemed weird that the other animals would let the lions be their kings, they should have had a parliament with representatives from all the animals. If the hyenas were politically represented and had a voice they might not have lent their support to a charismatic leader who promised them power.

 

Also, I didn't see any other male lions around other than Mufasa and Scar, and Nala wasn't Scar's daughter. So Simba was feeling the love tonight with his half-sister, which is some freaky-deaky Star Wars sh*t.

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

Have you guys heard of "A Lonely Ireland"? They do songs on Youtube, but the songs are funny? Is this comedy or musics?

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

Mr Sheer, I heard you did an interesting WTF with Mark Marron podcast but by the time I heard it had gone behind the paywall. But the episode details say you had a "dark and stormy upbringing". Please summarise this for me so I don't have to pay.