Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

do dogs have clits?

 

Congratulations on adding this to my search history. The answer is yes, apparently.

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

Brian, is God dead?

 

Nick, you're from Atlanta, Georgia. Do you know T.I.? Can you get my demo to him?

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

I hope we get asked some Popcorn Gallery questions soon, I'm kind of 'backed up', you know?

 

Really need a release soon, I've tried asking myself questions but it doesn't feel the same and I think it might be a sin.

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

Has anyone seen Chanson? I think someone needs to stay with him tonight, make sure he doesn't do anything foolish after that brutal takedown.

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

Treese, did you have anything to do with this?

 

P.S. I hope we have reached a level of familiarity where I can call you by your last name.

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

JOYOUS NEWS!

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29108010

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

I'm the person who buys the peanut butter in this house... boy did I fuck up on the last haul... bought 3 jars of smooth Teddy's by accident. Apparently the crunchy kind is the only acceptable one for my live-in partner in sin. Just set my quest for an engagement ring back 4 years .... time to delete my wedding pinterest boards!! FUCK whatta disaster

 

Just buy some loose peanuts and mix them in - problem solved.

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

I listened to the Wolf Den and this new guy Adam's Sax's wife is supposedly some huge HH-head. So basically they're untouchable. Also, I'm wondering if she's a poster. My money is on this Anastasia lady.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

I miss the dad pics.

Oh one more

 

 

We hosted some American kids from some sort of travelling choir and one of them had this EXACT haircut. Freaky.

 

I tried making jokes with one of them but they were weirdly polite and thought I was being serious when I told them they had offended me by calling football "soccer". They were from a Fort Lauderdale, IDK what that is.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

I think it's really unfair that everyone just wants H+S to do big kissies on each other's lips, they are real boys with real feelings and this sexual objectification has to stop.

 

Just because they're a pair of long-dong heart-breakers doesn't make it OK to treat them like pieces of meat for your lustful fantasies.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Instead of NYC being a circus, I think where is actually more of a circus is Washington, because the circus must have come to town (to Washington) and left it's employees there because actually the politicians in that place is more like circus clowns due to their actions which seem more like circus clowns than politicsmen.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Was Castle School based on a book? It sounds like these Harris Potter books we had in the UK.

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

Sorry I haven't commented for a few days, I was in Scotland for a wedding. Scotland is basically England's Canada. Good fun, would recommend it.

 

Edit: not my wedding, by the way. No lady can lock this bad boy down. If any of them tried I'd just be like "Sorry, babe, not my style. Keep it fresh". Then I'd turn up my leather jacket's collar and gun the throttle on my hog and ride off into the sunset and they'd never see me again.

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

The Engineer's Revenge

 

Why is Hayes's head hair yellow and face hair brown? Has he had a face transplant?

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Jessica Williams, don't you think you're kind of stepping on my Andrew Ti's toes with all this anti-racism stuff?

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Keep posting, something nice is coming for you OG RSS/HHB headz. More deets when I'm not so busy being a "scientist" and working on "publications" so that they will give me "money" and a "masters degree"

 

 

 

Hey brah, you make any great 'tatoes recently?

 

What's the best 'tato you've ever seen/ate?

 

You ever fuck a 'tato?

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Tbh I transcend race. That's why it's cool for me to wear a feather headdress, grass skirt, and a third thing that some particular race wears, maybe an Eskimo hat or whatever.

 

And doesn't it seem a little bit too obvious for me to be Andrew Ti? #fogelnestfalseflag

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

Dear Johnny P,

 

You did a standing-up comedy piece

. What kind of sick freak are you?

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Andrew

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

In 44 episodes, and 46 guests, there were:

• 3 black guests (6.5%)
  
• 8 female guests (17.4%)
  
• 3 "And[x]" guests (Daly, Holm, Kneis) (6.5%)
  
• 0 British guests (0%)
  

 

What would Andrew Ti make of this?

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Happy birthday... to you,

Happy birthday... to you,

Happy birthday... Mr. Co-Host...

Happy birthday... to you.

 

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

 

This seems like the kind of photo you get from an animal wandering up to a hidden camera.

 

Were you foraging berries?

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Any Hollywood tips for getting a girl to like you when she already has a BF?

 

Wait until she and her BF go to the beach, then turn up at the same time and kick sand in his face. Even better if he was building a sandcastle. He'll look like a puny weakling and you'll be a cool guy, and she'll definitely notice!

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Yet another PG pick for A-Dog. Killing it.

[Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend]

"organ eyes", "organise"

 

Maybe there's a joke there? Someone work on that, I'm not a writer.

[Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend]

If anyone can post a picture of a cat alongside it's own cat daddy, that would be the holy grail for this forum.

 

I will also accepts gifs of cat's doing the cat daddy.