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Ms Borstein, when you were in Workaholics did you really touch the tall one's peener or were you faking?
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I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY
I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY
I SHALL PLAY WITH MY BIRTHDAY TOYS
FOR I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY.
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BIG NEWS!
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1. I went to Ikea today and bought a very reasonably priced chair and bedside table. Then I put them together myself without any help. I'd like to personally thank Freja for her culture's cheap furniture and plentiful Daim bars.
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2. Tomorrow is my birthday, I bestow upon you my Facebook so you can "friend" me and I can "friend" you and we can all be "friends". You can leave nice birthday wishes if you like, as well as see MY TRUE FACE which has so far been hidden to you all. Please note that anything that makes me look uncool is actually an ironic joke that you didn't get.
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OK, so maybe this is sensitive, but based on the "Earworf" ad... can Sean read? He seems to be really struggling, and he mentioned that he hadn't had any traditional schooling... just wondering.
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it still wasn't good enough for Andrew.
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And another thing, what's up with these guys putting their feet on the furniture? It's disrespectful!
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What an insightful episode, I especially liked the explanation of this picture I saw a few months back, I guess from the set of Jason Nash Is Married.
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I think this is 'shopped. PFT would never let himself be photographed looking so casual.
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Mr Sinbad:
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1. You got a good Dad or a bad Dad?
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2. How much do you love and respect your Dad?
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3. What's being a real-life Dad like?
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Edit: NIX DAD QUESTIONS, I GOOGLED AND THERE IS ONLY SAD DAD RESULTS.
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New question: [H+S, please fill in your own question and attribute it to me, I just like hearing my name read out]
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I'm gonna be in London for 2 weeks in August. I don't want to go up to Cholstenwiggles or wherever but if you come down we can be the first intercontinental HH meetup selfie.
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Hmmm. This intrigues me, so I'm not going to rule this out entirely. Which weeks?
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Hey Andy, I'm almost in your TZ. We can chat all day while the Americans are asleep. Deal?
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Also, are you in London, or somewhere else in the Merry Old Land of Eng?
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Deal.
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I'm in the Cotswolds, 2½ hours away from London, which seems very far away to me but is probably your daily commute or something. If you find yourself in Cheltenham I could stretch to buying you a pint and putting you up for a night in my parents' house.
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I feel like I haven't really posted much this week.
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Forum users, please step up your posting game to encourage my participation.
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Was ist das?
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(P.S. loved Andy on the p-cast, nice to see good things for happening for any "And"-based named people)
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I totally would say something about the movie Rushmore, you really nailed the essential Andrew-ness of me.
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And please reassure me that the "trying too hard" thing is directed at Wes Anderson, and not about me, because otherwise my feelings will be hurt.
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PS - Your best luck will be with British chicks. They're easy (oftentimes). And gross, in my opinion. That accent doesn't do it for me. Especially the working class or regional accents.
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Can't believe the admins are letting this kind of racism stay on the forums tbh.
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It's past midnight here in the world's best timezone, so Happy Birthday America, you rebellious ingrates.
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My question for Arby Plaza is: you got a Dad?
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Follow up: What that Dad do?
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is that Hayes Sr.?
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I'll field this one.
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Yes, legit Dad status confirmed by extensive Internet stalking. Keeps it very quiet though, probably some sort of real dark family pain there. It'll all come out in the inevitable WTF interview I guess.
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Weird, I can't see Chanson Snr in Chrome, but he's right there gripping that wood in IE and Firefox...
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I think Treese is sabotaging your dad pics, C-Dog.
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Edit: heh heh, C-Dog, because of boats. I didn't even plan that.
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Yeah Chanson, we wanna see that D.
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(Dad).
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Wait... if Agata's there... and SSB is there... then who took picture?
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Showshowbro, you got lucky this time but you need to consider your internet safety. Agata could have turned out to be a 40 year old man.
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Edit: I didn't mean "you got lucky" in that way! LOL! Oh my gosh you guys I didn't even mean it like that!
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If I could die anywhere it would be on top of the Four Corners Monument because I would probably be the first guy to do that and maybe I'd get some kind of reward. Also because I would love to die surrounded by turquoise jewellery.
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I think it's very sweet that they keep tabs on each other.
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#MmmbopOut
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Would anyone be interested in hearing my Crash Test Dummies/Hanson mash-up album "Mmm Mmm Mmm Bop"?
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Episode 41 — Jason Nash, Our Close Friend
in Hollywood Handbook
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Ms Borstein, does Seth MacFarlane sing around the office? He seems like the kind of guy who would find any excuse to sing something.