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Andrew

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  1. Oh, cool, British impressions, HAR DE HAR HAR. Let's see how you like it.

     

    "Howdy pardners, I'm a big fat tourist, where's Stonehenge, y'all?"

     

    Yeah, that's you. That's what you sound like*. You wanted the gloves off? You got it.

     

    *Well, not Dairy Pillows or Zsinjeh or Robotam or Honlads or kittens. If I forgot you from this list, that's on you, work harder on being more memorable.

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    Jumping into hot tar wouldn't kill you at first. It would definitely melt the flesh off your bones if you were in there for a while and depending on how DEEP you jumped in, shut down your central nervous systems. If it were me, I would have someone tie a rope around my waste so the flesh melted off and then have my friend pull me out and I could walk around with all my muscles exposed and get a job at a circus or maybe Ripley's Believe It or Not

     

    They had a guy who was all burned in The Bastard Executioner, but he died. In the last episode he set fire to himself for no clear reason and died, that is not a joke, not a great show to be honest.

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