EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Congrats on the baby, SteveH.

 

(Psst, I also recently learned how those get made so high five then down low! I know what you did, you dirty dog!)

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I just hope Valerie is safe out there somewhere, eating some cake.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Honlads is definitely post-chillwave, but I'm not sure I'd classify him as full-on duffcore. He's a true enigma, that one.

 

Honlads isn't even close to DUFFcore, and it's messed up you'd even say that

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Sean and Hayes get a hit TV show and all the chickens that flew the coop have come back home to roost!

 

This chicken's back and he's about to lay some golden eggs up in here because I'm cock of the walk, baby.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

 

Fuck you, Andrew. I am taking back your sunshine status. You are no longer my sunshine.

 

I was talking about all these OTHER so-called young forum girls, you're the youngest human I've ever seen.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool of you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

 

I mean "young" is kind of generous.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Someone dissing Anastasia? Because I'm ready to roll out, I don't fuckin care, I will end someone tonight no joke.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Tell her you know Andrew of the Hollywood Handbook forum elite.

 

I've been on both listener shows, a pre-guest segment, I have two fan-made t-shirts and I've met Hayes and Sean twice, s**k my d**k.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Tell her about your favourite John Oliver segment.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Honlads? Oh I had him, he's nothing special.

 

Andrew on the other hand, ohhhh boy now there's a spicy pair of meatballs.

 

thanks bb you so fine

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Hi everyone, I don't really have anything to contribute right now but I heard we were setting honlads as the bar for some kind of forum elite and so I'm here to collect some adulation too. I'll accept likes or Bitcoin donations.

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

Stephanie, do you think you could beat me at basketball? I'm pretty tall, just so you know.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

I'm kind of a Patch Adams type so I'll often write a prescription for a listicle.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Does anyone know if I left my sunglasses in the hotel from June?

 

Edit: never mind, I'll come check myself, I need to be sure

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Friggin forum elders with their friggin secret vacations. Tevs.

 

I guess they wanted to wait until everything was signed but Jeff Ulrich is making a new Wolfpop podcast with all the coolest, funniest forumers, so he's flying us out to an undisclosed location to record the first season. Didn't you get an invite?

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Hey guys...

 

I wanted to come in here and come out of Forum retirement to tell you a list of things I need to tell you.

 

1. How is everyone?

 

2. Yes I still listen to the show and it's fucking funny as shit still which is good.

 

3. Are you guys on that bad ass trip you planned yet or is that to come later this month, or did it get called off? (You know who you are if this is relevant to you)

 

4. We're making a Halloween Mix for my radio show that is going to be so fucking scary it's going to Freak your Bean like 200 times over again.

 

 

That's all, I look forward to some interaction hopefully...

 

Good, cool, next weekend, and cool again.

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

Yes, here we are at the start of October, the spookiest month of all. If you are going to celebrate this season with a Treehouse of Horror style name-change, PLEASE be careful.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

Green Day walked a lonely road, the only road that they have ever known. Might be helpful advice.

 

Edit: realise there might be some confusion here, it's a different road from the one with the turnip on the fork

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

cuz you like to wine.

 

I like to VINE, bro. follow me: http://vine.co/justinbieber

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

Do you have the time

To listen to me whine?

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

You guys like Blink 182?

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

Dan Harmon is a hack, jack. When gambino left so did the funny

i'll fuckin fight you

 

u seem cool

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

It's meta comedy, I learned it from my favourite show Community.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

Man, the forums suck this week, right? Just a bunch of whiners!

 

Edit: whoah, whoops, that was meant to be a PM to Hayzie Bone. No-one read the above, it's confidential.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

Shouldn't you be asleep right now? Dairy Pillows had some crazy story about how it was 11pm or something when actually it's 6pm.