EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

I am Andrew, and there is none else, there is no Andrew beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

omg Andrew was on the show!

 

i've had my moment in the sun. Dairy Pillows was on HDTGM!

[EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn]

 

just so you know, Hayes reads everything on the forum

 

Jesus, poor guy.

[Does earwolf allow visits?]

It's impossible.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

That's what I said when Bono and his bandmates were asking me what the best way of being allowed to spend the night at a hotel was!

 

i don't get it

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

I would never be horny, the only horny guy I know about is the Red One, the Beast, Mr Loiue CK. Fer, and if you sin he'll drag you down to hell and jerk off on you.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Oi!

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Sorry I missed the hangout but I was ASLEEP and pretty rude of you all to carry on without me. But don't worry, I had an inside source screenshot all the sexiest bits.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

have you ever eaten a jam donut?

 

Yes, I eat seven a day. I weigh 403 pounds, just another 17 to go to my goal weight.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

That picture is sooo close to being sexy but I just can't get over the jam/jelly issue, sorry.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

 

What! You don't even like my Howl-iBurton Enviro-Pay Wall joke? Even I thought that was pretty good and I hate myself

 

I love it. But also post a picture of your D.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

If Andrew is a dick, and if thinking dicks are hilarious is a crime, then I don't ever wanna be right. I mean, dicks are hilarious, right? No sane person would dispute that.

 

Oh man, you gotta see Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

 

Edit: or Walk Hard

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Cool. I never suspected that Andrew is a dick. That's awesome.

 

mods pls ban

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

You know I'm tight.

 

hi bb can i see a pic

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

You know I'm right.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Hollywood Handbook Forum Fan Fiction is great

 

Please post more.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Love it Andrew. I know just how difficult and daunting podcast fan devotion stunts can be

 

Yeah, that spreadsheet was way too much work and I only kept it up for three days. I used that wiki the other day to track down the bit where they buy the doll to stick it in Lincoln's eye, pretty useful.

 

long post

 

I thought it was nose-diving but he really pulled it up at the end there like that scene in Goldeneye on Runway after he blows up Facility, but in the film he doesn't use the tank that's just round the corner and he isn't playing DK mode.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

I just had a good idea where I would cut out all the "Hey guys" from the opening ads of each episode and compile them like that Trump China video but actually that seems like a lot of work so just enjoy the theoretical comedy of that please.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

If Steve is the forum dad, and Valerie is the forum mum... u guys fuckin?

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

Isn't it crazy how there's kids today driving cars and getting married who were born after 9/11?

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

I would honestly love a Chanson episode.

[EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend]

You're really committing to this style, huh.

[Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend]

Andrew,

 

Do you know anyone else named Andrew, and could you please name them? Also, how many people have you slept with?

 

I know of at least 5 other guys named Andrew. Coincidentally they are also all the people I have slept with.

 

Andrew,

 

Have you ever walked into a room where people were in the middle of trying to list all the housemates on Winnie the pooh and you walked in just after they said Kanga and they were saying "and Roo," and then you said "What?" and then they said "We weren't fuckin' talkin' to you, ya dickhead!"?

 

I hope this hasn't happened but if it did it would make a really really good anecdote.

 

PS

 

edit: decided just to delete my PS. Hopefully no one saw it.

 

No, that hasn't happened to me and to be honest I hope it never will.

 

I did see it.

[Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend]

Andrew,

 

You're from England. So, you must like association football, more commonly known as football or soccer. Who do you support?

 

I don't support anyone really. Wigan, for a little bit. Maybe Swansea? Meh.

 

Andy, big dog,

 

how important is it to make a woman cum?

 

hahaha u know it m8, lov it. big time m8.

P.S. Never call me Andy ever again.

 

Hey Andrew,

 

Why do I find British guys named Andrew so appealing? I've dated two of them.

 

Valerie, arrange a goddamn hangout NOW.

 

Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

 

Presley, no. Costello, yes.

[Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend]

Andrew-

 

What are your feelings on Oxford Commas? And is Ya Hey an annoying song or a great one? I can't figure it out.

 

Oxford commas are useless, pretentious, and should always be avoided. Ya Hey is the song that cracked the Top 25 so I guess it's great? Kind of a Hey Ya rip-off though.