Smurfette to Brainy Smurf:
Oh, Brainy. Brainy, you are blind. It wasn't a smurfcarriage. It was an smurfbortion. A smurfbortion, Brainy Smurf. Just like our marriage is a smurfbortion. Something that's unsmurfy and evil. I didn't want your smurf, Brainy! I wouldn't bring another one of your smurfs into this smurfing world! It was a smurfbortion, Brainy! It was a smurf Brainy! A smurf! And I had it smurfed because this must all end!