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mwn

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  1. The burn roast is good, but -- speaking from experience -- as a reference, New Hampshire is a real loser. People don't know what it is unless it's president time and they're wondering where the cameras is. See Freja's past Howard Dean info(s) for more info(s). As for the rest of the refs, I'm don't understand them. Populist stuff like the shitty Denis Leary movie is going to work better, for the common Idiot like me, so P.H. is a step ahead of you there,.
  2. I enjoy hearing Pete enjoy Hayes and Sean. Everybody is winners here.
  3. hey, wait guys, Are Late Aug and Musical Aug related to Rod Aug?
  4. I can't tell whether your problem is not enough, or too much, ladyboys. I assume the former because I assume you know what's up. Although, in either case the solution is doing a major shred session on your skateboard. I know that's kind of played out and cliche now in internet comedy, but this is in real life. It really, really works. Good luck.
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    Episode 306 β€” Project Funway

    I thought for sure that these guys met underneath a bridge...???
  6. "Cuckoobrains" is my favorite PFT-ism out of a wide pantheon of PFT-isms.
  7. Ben's hair in that photo is so fuckin fly
  8. Ms. Williams: where do you think is the best place for me to race my boss speedboat? Don't say "in the water" because I've heard it already and it doesn't help.
  9. Since no one else wants to, I'll go ahead and say it: Hollywood Handbook and The Bone Zone exist in the same universe and this episode proves it. We in the scientific community long thought that Brendon and Randy were the Bizarro-verse versions of Sean and Hayes, respectively, but this crucial bridge episode shows that the Irony Vibe of both shows is compatible, and maybe the Bizarro-verse is just a stupid fuckin' comic book thing and we podcast scientists shouldn't have adopted it as a serious theory.
  10. I'm sorry to hear about Johnny's bad shits.
  11. I'm glad this episode "made it wierd" to talk about how some dolls are looking really good and human. I mean, a fella can only hear about "Guys and Dolls" so much before it really starts to seem true.
  12. In MY opinion, it's cooler to NOT be in the popcorn gallery!! Time to skateboard. I'm skateboarding away, coolly.
  13. Apologies, I did not wish to tussle up any bad memories. We are all very proud of you here.
  14. Mr. Stuck, what is it like to live in the shadow of Stephen Stucker. ha ha. I will delete this post if this sort of fun has already been had on the facebook.
  15. For me it's generally hard to say where whole episodes rank against each other, but I can say that the hardest I've laughed is when either Will Hines or Neil Casey said he attended Primpton University at the base of a hill, where the view was "brutal." I mean this is all theoretical, I have never enjoyed an episode or even laughed once in my whole life. No warmth behind the eyes over here.
  16. If true, that's messed up. That train is really scary.
  17. Jason's movie (in the podcast) is really, really good.
  18. Dear Sinbad, What is your least favorite river? Thanks.
  19. Lovely work by everybody this week. Everyone is good as heck in this guy's book. As an aside, earlier I had some time to kill at my Non-Hollywood Job For Nerds And Losers, and I decided something had to be done about a glaring issue in the Homegrown Tomatoes scripts. People are dancing around including everyone by just saying "everyone in the forum is here or whatever," but that's not good enough in my book. My book is selfish and has a fragile ego. My book sucks Anyway I went and made a list of everyone that has ever posted in this forum even once: http://pastebin.com/15ivXpJ0 I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anyone but sorry if I did. This isn't my fucking job though so whatever, maybe I'm not sorry. I also made some example scripts to show off the power that is now available to you, the mighty scribe: Smearwolf, wherein everyone is crushed with a steamroller Melville Mischief, a recital of everyone's favorite sentence in Moby Dick (it's not a competition but Hot - Slunch won) boy I am definitely NOT regretting the time I put into this dumb thing right now, I tell ya what
  20. Dear Evil Hag, was it scary to be a zombie? A-and... wh..what's it like to be cool?
  21. I'm going to build a giant wall around my state so people stop flying over it and they have to go around. I'm so fucking tired of commuters flying to New Brunswick every day and throwing garbage onto my roof with commendable accuracy
  22. you should, because your face is killing me!!!!!
  23. The nimeties were a bad time. Just look at those fucker monkeys. This episode was really funny! I liked all the times "points" was said in a tiny voice, and also the other parts.
  24. sitting on the computer sux. it's my life and I hate it
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