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I have never in my life heard anyone say Dunkies and I feel like I'm going crazy!!! Or I live in a weird pocket where no one visits and we're all still using our own ca-raaAAAAaazy dialect like where everyone still talks like Shakespeare or whatever. but I don't think that's right, honestly. more of a little joke than an actual suggestion.

It's good! It's funky!

since Matt bought the pro version does that mean he is been one of the new people on the forums, all this time, under our noses?? why didn't he post his cat for us???

that pic alone could successfully sire and raise several children to healthy adults. I've never seen such raw dad power captured like that

you can safely Like my folks' extremely handsome cat Mufasa

and if anybody is a wise-aleck and says the problem is actually my art, and my attempted contributions to this social circle, let me stop you there and say I've heard it already. and it's extremely devastating. but my intentions are pure

If looking people in the eye is the problem, boy do I have a solution (admins can we please make this forums-wide)

Extra long ep! Helllll yes

no, this is the suicide pact forum --> http://forum.earwolf.com/forum/13-jobs-forum/ heheh earwolf

Great episode, you guys really appear to be having a brilliantly fun time defanging the dim-witted, $200 T-shirt-wearing, would-be-deal-maker denizens of Los Angeles that parade past them on a daily basis.

I'm 26. Guys, aren't people in their 20s SO INTERESTING?????????????? Mssr. Gourley: Successful men rarely have an outlet for their insecurities. Are the character shortcomings spotlighted in Superego really a cry for help? Please answer in a funny voice. Mme. Parham: If you were Austin Powers in the movies instead of Mike Myers, what would your catchphrases be instead of "do I make you horny?", "oh behave!", and "my wife"? Mme. St. Clair: If you were trapped in a steel foundry like the end of Terminator 2, what's the strongest enemy you think you could defeat with the materials available? Probably a bear at least, right?

Jesus, woah, hold on here. Radishes are the unsung heroes of many a southeast asian dish, and celery is, uh. it's really good in a beef stew. Point is, I'm not going to tolerate any pooh-pooh-ing of our vegetable friends1, not while most of us work in a produce department and I am some of the assorted produce. 1 except iceberg lettuce

Legendary plugs theme. This was a really fun episode, everyone came to play.

it wasn't mentioned explicitly but I am some of the produce in the store. like some grapes and radishes and stuff. I'm that.

So many great eps in this ep.

Mr. Cochran: When you host high-powered house parties, what is your go-to for food? Do you bake cookies? beef: over yikes

gee whillikers yes, everyone listen to gelmania. drop everything, quit your job, move to a commune and spend all day listening to brett g and cyrus g & friends fuckin kill it

This is going to sound weird, but can we get a full episode of Adam Scott not-shouting please. Excessively loud and semi-monotone is the best possible voice, in this troper's opinion.

My advice is to jump in a lake (trying to reestablish my brand here as a rude Gus since my last few posts haven't landed the way I wanted them to)

hey guys, are the pics available yet edit: Ah.

The scene of angrily making out in a boudoir to Limp Bizkit really brought me back to my childhood. Very evocative, like that scene in Ratatoiuille with the grumpy franch critic. Music really is miracles!

I give Robin Williams my D like Flubber when I get physical with Patch Adams he makes me wear a rubber

I can't legally rhyme anymore (long story inv. William Rehnquist), but you can also just flip to random pages in a thesaurus and say them in a cool way and everyone will think you are Aesop Rock, probably

Oliver for permanent 3rd chair. What a joy.

BTW, jesus christ do Scott (and Scott) ever need to come on The Todd Glass Show