With the possible exceptions of Footloose and Clerks 2, any movie with a line dance or group dance is automatically a horrible movie. For example, Black Knight.
Here it comes, Crank 3 - The Crankining!!
Our hero wakes up to find that his penis has been replaced by an actual CRANK!!!! In order to survive, he has to get women over the age of 62 to crank it for him. Get your Oscar acceptance speech ready.