#1: "I ... DRINK ... YOUR .... SMURFSHAKE!!!" #2: Two smurfs are listiening to music using an expensive speaker system. The chord is loose and is causing much feedback, so Smurf One asks Smurf Two what happened to make the chord so unstable. Smurf Two replies, "I think someone just pushed it in too hard and now it's loose" Smurf One looks his friend in the face and slyly retorts, "That's what Smurf said". Tearjerking laughter ensues.