Chev awakens to discover his penis has been replaced with a high ranking government official's index finger. Everyone is after his "dick" to scan the fingerprint and open doors and vaults and secret documents and whatever other shit they deem reasonable. All the while he's jus' tryin' to get his dick back! It should be called "Crank 3: Finger Bang"... OR, "Crank 3: The Bad Guy Has A Penis Finger?"