You and a smurf dig up a not-too-recently deceased smurf, preferably over 60 years in age. You lay her face up on the ground and you put your mouth on her smurf. Your friend takes a running start and jumps onto her stomach. You smurf whatever comes out into your mouth.
Where to begin … awful CGI, awful premise, awful dialogue, awful pacing, glorious breasts … this movie made me utterly furious. But holy shit Brooklyn Decker.