Hey all,
Writing this at halftime of the Women's World Cup championship between USA and Japan. The score is 0-0 but I'm going to give the edge to Japan because of a shocking display of team unity not seen since the USA won the World Cup in 1999*.
Apparently that same scene was played out in some terrible Japanese hair salon because 90% of the Japanese side is sporting the lesbian/anime haircut that doesn't look good on anyone.
*I don't actually know if the US women won the World Cup in 1999 or if there even was a World Cup in 1999 and I refuse to look it up.
