A Smurf and his family walk into a talent agent's office and say, "We've got a Smurf of an act for you!" The Papa smurf then pulls out his smurf and starts smurfing all over Smurfette's smurf. Then Papa smurf rips off Smurfette's smurf and begins smurfing her smurf in front of the other little smurfs. The little smurfs start smurfing Papa smurfs big blue smurfs until he smurfs all over Smurfette smurfing smurf. Then Papa smurf smurfs them both in their smurfing smurfs and Smurfette smurfs up the smurf as it leaks out of their smurfs. Smurfette than puts a gun in her smurf and smurfs her smurfing smurf into smurf-blivion and all the rest of the smurfs take a bow.
The talent agent asks, "What do you call this act?"
"The Smurfs", says Papa Smurf.
"Smurf off!" says the talent agent.
