cagefan

It's been a little while since we've had a movie that was actually in theaters. Not only is One for the Money in theaters currently, it made $11M in its opening weekend despite a 3% rotten tomatoes score. It's got Kathrine Heigl who is phenomenally awful in everything she does except knocked up. She's almost as ridiculous as the Cage. DO IT!!!

I feel like so many of these movies have good shit in them it's just that the different parts don't go together. Here's a shot at that. This next one looks a little better:

"Now with more concerned looks, blue lights and vaginas dentata!"

I smurfed her in her tight little smurf until my smurf snapped off. She started to smurf blood until she smurfed my smurf out in a big brown pile of smurf covered smurf.