jingjong

I keep thinking of awesome crappy movies. Here is another one that amazes me. The Tim Burton indulgence and Marky Mark vehicle, Planet Of The Apes. I leave it to you to discover the wonder that is Helena Bonham's hairy monkey tits. A must-see as far as I'm concerned. Would you at least get a blowie from HBC in the ape makeup? I am thinking yes.

I almost forgot about this garbage-fest. Ludacris...he's in it and the movie is that as well.

Confusing. It got a theatrical release...seemed so thrown together. And the ending....?????

Has anyone mentioned this gem? Why are the Double D's milky dead eyes crossed all the time? And that is just the tip of the turdburg. You will wish you were as blind as Aflac pretended to be. So bad.

Awesome. And I can't wait for the sequel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1724970/

Racist Smurf said, "Hey smuffers! Go back to Smurfrica!" Everyone agreed that he was a smurfdouche.

Dirty smurfchez.

After I fucked her in the smurf hole I made her lick up the smurftorum.

I love this movie. It is horribly good. Morgan Freeman's eyebrows! http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4064250880/tt0285531