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    Episode 148 — Young Randolph Mantooth

    I think all of those EDM songs are about taking drugs and partying, or in the case of that Cotton Eye Joe-like song, waking up after a night of taking drugs only to have a personal epiphany that you are going to do it again.
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    Episode 148 — Young Randolph Mantooth

    Newish in the old way, lol.
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    Mystery Science Theater 3000

    A "throbbing drama", LOL. YOU TAKE THAT MPAA!
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    The Fifth Element (1997)

    He and his estate are probably very happy. They get mechanical royalties each time the song is played, so they're making out pretty good. But I'm sure when a young Boots first picked up the saxophone, he wasn't thinking his largest hit would be because of a British comedian.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Since we're talking about movies porting over to other mediums, has anyone ever read the novelization of a movie? Not movie that is based on an already existing book or a book that is based in a world/reality from a popular movie (i.e, the Star Wars spinoff books), but a novelization of an original screenplay. Like, has anyone ever read the novel-versions of Die Hard or Back To The Future? I always wondered who would buy those? What purpose do they serve? You can see the movie, so why read a book about the movie?
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    I got on Matrix Online too late. For awhile, I didn't have a reliably fast internet connection, so online gaming or streaming was out of the question. The GTA multiplayer comes online next month and I'm gonna play the hell out of it.
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    Episode 147 — Zouks, There It Is!

    The gifs that came out of this episode were amazing.
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    Paul Scheer sells comedy to ABC

    The episodes he and Kroll wrote for the League are very good. Off of the top of my head, the best one is the "The Tie" in season one. If ABC stays out of his way, I'm sure this will be very good.
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    Episode 147 — Zouks, There It Is!

    I wish I could like this comment, Kickpuncher. This is who I was thinking of when I wrote my comment. Zoe was in a episode of Law and Order.
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    The Fifth Element (1997)

    The damned French and their paraphilias. That has to be so fucking uncomfortable for everyone when you are having an affair with someone on set. I never see how those things start up anyway. It only takes about a month or so to shoot a movie. You mean to tell me that your relationship can't last being apart for four weeks?
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    Episode 147 — Zouks, There It Is!

    There was a bunch of those black-people-teach-white-people how to dance movies in the late 90s/early 00s. Save the Last Dance's only saving grace is a young Zoe Saldana, dancing on asses and taking names.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    The Aladdin video game was a good Sega Genesis game. I thought The Matrix video game was pretty good too, but I think they spent a bunch of money on compressing the extra takes from Matrix:Reloaded instead of expanding the game. That game would have been great as a GTA-style sandbox.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    I think he's in the same vein as Dennis Miller. Very early on, smart people latched on his act because he places famous people from politics and literature in absurd situations. Then people who were not so smart latched on to his act because it made them feel smarter. I really do think that his early standup was very funny but his act doesn't translate well to a lot of movies. Its so damned manic. It would have been interesting if he just did crazy ass adult cartoons instead of life-action movies, because animation is the only thing that can accurately reflect his crazy ass.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Damn! Why the hell would you make a video game out of this movie??!!!! You know what, nevermind, this probably would make a much better game than a movie, like a General Chaos-type of game with rubber ducks and jack-in-the-boxes. I bet if you do the Konami Code, you get a three minute, 16-bit cutscene of Robin Williams just riffing and twirling that red hat.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Yeah, it was that one where she interviews Pete and talks about killing him by burying him alive. That was a good one. And I'm like you, I don't say names when having sex. I sound like Ric Flair though -- alot of woooos and yeahs being heard.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    In response to whether or not people call out the wrong names during sex, there is a story that Chelsea Peretti tells of one her comedian friends saying her name when he was getting frisky with his date (whose name was not Chelsea, so he couldn't play it off).
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    UCB Master Class

    I just saw this on Youtube, and apologies if its old hat to the rest of y'all, but this is ENGROSSING! I always imagined a improv class to be a fun time, but this shit is deadly, deadly serious. It's a peek behind what the people who make us laugh do to get prepared, and it is interesting. The best parts: 1 ) Paul Rust shitting on everyone in the group. (You can see this in all four videos) 2 ) A student is given the comedy name of "Background" because she doesn't do anything or make an impression on the rest of the students 3 ) "Background" starts a scene off by pretending to blow Paul Rust and then two waiters come into the scene. Besser stops the action, gives notes, and then, noticing Background is still on her knees, says, "Get up, Background. You're making me sad." 4) The guy who brags about how good he can eat pussy. His pussy eating prowess becomes so legendary -- with the fellas only; no other woman co-signs on his skills -- that it becomes a part of his comedy persona.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Colbie Callie(sp?) and Natasha Bedingfield fall into this category as well. I worked for a little bit at a American Eagle, and this was the shit that would make me angry.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    That and an adherence to a cult....er, I mean, religion. Now touch window. And go back and touch the wall.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    I'm going to add the Wikipedia page for this movie that it was a subplot that was cut out due to negative reactions at test screenings.
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    The Fifth Element (1997)

    I love this movie because I like to think of this movie and Friday as being in the same universe, so thousands of years in the future, Deebo and Smokey's descendants go on to be huge radio stars and the president.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Man, I have to see this movie. Just them describing it was so confusing that I mixed up characters/relationships. But I still stand by the life-size, life-like robot statement though. Joan Cusack is fuckable, in human or robot form.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Oh, I apologize. I misunderstood. I though Robin Williams was fucking both of them.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    I didn't watch this movie, but it sounds like they set up Joan Cusack as Robin Williams' girlfriend. But we later learn that she is robot that was built as a replacement mother for a young Robin Williams after his birth mother died...So why then did he end up fucking his step robot mother? That makes absolutely no sense at all.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    If Joan Cusack is a robot in this movie, and Robin Williams had this robot since he was a young kid as a replacement for his mother (that's a weird thing, right?) and he ends up fucking his step-mother robot in the movie? That's strange. Very strange. And if this company had the technology to build life-like robots -- fuckable life-size, life-like robots -- then, why not transition into the hi tech field? Can you imagine how big a company could be if they made life-size, life-like robots...that are also fuckable? C'mon man, the money is in the sex robot market, not drones.
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