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  1. wakefresh

    Gymkata

    Thank you for saying this, theStray. I thought there was something wrong with me because I was noticing things like the sound of the footsteps. I'm thinking to myself, "I am purposely trying to find things wrong with this movie, or is there something amiss with the sound in the picture?" Also, I love that old women are making noises like animals while hanging out the window. I think the main question will be this: What the fuck is up with Thorg? Who are you, dude? Why did the main character see him at the Olympics? Thorg looks like a WWF jobber, so unless there was a 'rassling event at the '72 Games, why would he be there?
  2. wakefresh

    The Mothman Prophecies

    Same here. There were parts that were real creepy.
  3. wakefresh

    Worst ADR

    I did this when I was in college. My friend had just got back from a study aboard in Trinidad and was now pretty fluent, so to keep up his language skills he started watching Spanish TV and listening to Spanish hip-hop. Since I didn't understand what was going on, I would just make up my own story and turn every scene into a porno setup. Evenutally, he would join in as well.
  4. They are raised differently, but they both are excellent karate practitioners. I think the best part about this movie is the main bad guy's right-hand henchman is a female bodybuilder, so because they didn't want to have JCVD beat up on women, the love interest -- who is a scrawny blonde chick -- gets to beat this bodybuilder. Even as a little kid, I was like, "the strong lady should be whupping her ass."
  5. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    I'm sure they'll be a gender discussion ala the country-of-origin dispute in the Devil's Advocate episode.
  6. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    Whoa! What the hell?!!!! Christian Bale is playing Neo, now? Did this go straight to DVD because I don't ever remember seeing this on a marquee.
  7. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    Lol, that's the old lady that gives him a rub down in the palace.
  8. wakefresh

    Episode 142 — Bullshark

    Has Kulap said when her documentary will be released? I'm hella interested in seeing that.
  9. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    I would not doubt it. I'm sure it is a must-get ticket in L.A. because the live shows seem really cool.
  10. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    Was it the lingering crotch shots or the awkward kissing that made it creepy for you? Because those two things are the saving grace of this movie, imho.
  11. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    I also had to google if Kurt Thomas was straight or not, because the kissing is really awkward. I thought for a minute that this was a "Mr. Right"-like situation for him.
  12. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    When you combine the skill of googling with the kill of gymkata, you create a new deadly art....Bingkata!
  13. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    This movie on youtube Enjoy!
  14. wakefresh

    The Mothman Prophecies

    This movie held my attention and I was slightly entertained by it. Weren't they revealed to be angels at the end or something?
  15. wakefresh

    Soul Man (1986)

    Yes, this movie is super crazy in every way. I feel like they need to have Dr. Cornel West on to talk about this movie.
  16. Kate Hudson and Katheryn Heigel are like the same person to me, because they start in the same movie over and over again. I suspect that they will undergo tremendous plastic surgery when their looks start to fade because the entirety of their film careers has been based on the audience wanting to see two attractive people get together. No one wants to see a plastic-looking 45-year-old in a rom-com.
  17. This is a great topic. My list goes as follows: 1) War of the Roses -- I genuinely love this movie but it is strange that a movie was made where a married couple basically tries to maim and kill each other for 2/3 of the screen time. My favorite part -- when Micheal "pussy gives you mouth cancer" Douglas tries to beat Cybil Shepard to the driveway and she ends up using her off-road vehicle to drive right over him. 2) Double Impact -- another great JCVD movie and I would say, the most JCVD out of all of his movies. This is when he is at the height of his powers, so all of his ideas are getting privileged over others. It is the best action movie -- fights, boobs, and explosions. 3) Van Helsing -- this movie is one that I do not care for at all. One of the rare times when I'm watching a movie and could not give two shits about what is going on. 4) Little Man -- oh boy, well this just missed the mark all around. I like Marlon and Shawn Wayans, but this is some shit you know Keenan and Damon clown them about at family barbeques. 5) Any Katheryn Heigel movie besides Knocked Up. Like, that was a pretty good movie she was in, and then it was rom-com hell; she has yet to escape.
  18. wakefresh

    Episode 220 — N-Word Pass

    I don't believe that the black man in that situation said it was ok for his Indian friend to use the "n" word! That's fucking crazy! On behalf of all black folks, I have rescinded his authority to give out n-word passes. To anyone who was issued an n-word pass from this person, your pass is now null and void. You will have to wait approx. two weeks before going to your local Office of Black Affairs where you will be matched up with a different black person to make a case on why we should be cool with you insulting us, our families, and our ancestors.
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    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    Also, the first photo that came up when I googled this movie was an upskirt of the main character.
  20. wakefresh

    Episode 69.5 — Minisode 69.5

    Oh man, this movie does look pretty good. This is basically Paul Hamm goes to the kumite and beats people up on the pommel horse.
  21. wakefresh

    Kick-Ass 2.

    Did the Hulk get raped?!@!!! Damn, I have not read comics in a long time, but I don't remember that being in the origin story.
  22. wakefresh

    Kick-Ass 2.

    I would also put Kick Ass 1 up for consideration. When I saw the little girl beating up grown men, the only thing I could think of is "oh, this is 3 Ninjas but with a indie rock soundtrack."
  23. Gaming in general is a boy's club. And is there really more diversity in fighting games community? It's very white and Asian at EVO.
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