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Greatbob Umber

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  1. Is it just me - doesn't the lion-killing safari guy look like Andy Daly in some of his pictures? Which is a little odd, because a dentist with bloodlust for torturing and illegally killing rare animals sounds like an Andy Daly character. If in any of these pictures this sociopath was wearing a sweater, or if his statement also involved a desire for suicide and/or worshiping Satan, I would think it was a CBB prank.

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  2. This is the sort of bad that requires people with some talent and good intentions can make. Ray Liotta? Check. Ashley Judd? Check. Joey Pants? Seth Green? All here.

     

    It's a very obvious homage to Elvis and based on the hypothetical that Elvis's brother had lived. And was adopted out to a different, religious family. And if both Elvis and Elvis's brother were played by the same Elvis impersonator. With the acting ability of your average Elvis impersonator. It's easily predictable, cliched, and frankly - weird.

     

    It's really, really bad.

     

    Essentially, I am just begging HDTGM to do this film so that I can retroactively justify the time I spent watching it.


  3. That's right: JASON X. The Friday the 13th films transition into sci-fi future spaceshippy murder and the results are incredible. Keep in mind, I'm not recommending this as one of those, "this is hard to watch, it's painful and awful and you shouldn't see it." It's amazing in it's badness. I'll even hear an argument that it's a GOOD film due it's hilarious bad scenes. It's a combination of all the nonsense of unkillable horror tropes combined with sci-fi technobabble cliches, and the results are both worth watching and worth mocking.

     


  4. Matt Besser comes in as "Scott's Neighbor and New Dad," and I start to think, "well, that's sort of a flimsy premise, I dunno if this is going to be good," and they ask his name, and he responds, "You know, I don't know even know my name, because it's not about me anymore," and I'm laughing and suddenly 100% on board with this character. I'm still laughing at that line.

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  5. Comedy Fang Fang Power Rankings:

     

    1. Messmore

    2. Buford

    3. Snagglepuss

    4. Maximillian

    5. Ralph Macklevaney

    6. Christopher Hitchens

    7. Billy Crystal

    8. Guy-Who-Says-He's-Shaggy

    9. Ghost Boy

    10. James Gandolfini

    11. Jim Belushi

    12. David Koresh #2?

    13. Christopher Walken

    14. Cain Sherman

    15. David Koresh

    16. Frank Caliendo

    17. James Gondolfini

    18. Chris Rock

    19. Jim Jones

    20. Stephen Hawking...?

    21. Robert DeNiro impersonator

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