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    Sippin' @ Fresh Side http://t.co/5bxLg5DF

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    My twitter! @ianbauer

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    Directing @ GCTV http://t.co/oEEAhotI

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    I'm aware that I'm probably a ignorant 23 year old but can someone tell me something good Santorum has done or said? Solutions he's offered?

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    I sawr a film today. Oh boy.

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    What's the deal with observational comedy?

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    Got 5 tweets in my draft folder waiting to be unleashed to the world. Hold tight, little buddies.

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    I try to be humble about things but, if you're not on Twitter you're a giant, mouth-breathing, racist hill person.#imho

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    I hate technology. I was wondering if there was an app that puts mustaches on my pics; two seconds later it's downloading. Too easy.

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    Somewhere right now, Jerry Seinfeld is wondering what the deal is with his sink not draining.

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    Just went over to Facebook and checked some status updates. Turns out everyone over there is still whiny and unfunny.

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    Figured I'll put it out there. Anyone wanna give me a ride to NYC on April 16th?

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    Dog is my co-pilot. http://t.co/6jpKfU2S

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    I love the responses to Liberty University possibly buying the former NMH campus. NMH alumni and Northfield residents don't like the idea of a conservative college that doesn't believe in evolution.“We don’t want it to go to a place that is not open-minded, not willing to listen to the views of others...”Who's the close-minded one?

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    Owe no one anything, except to love each other.

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    Hold up, your church's event is gonna have light refreshments? Why didn't you say so!

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    Had a dream I spoke on the phone with Arianna Huffington.

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    First time I heard yogurt has culture I was all "Hold up. Yogurt got the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social group?"

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    You Instagram that? “@BarackObama: A sunny afternoon with mom: http://t.co/lr4LunM9”

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    I showed my dog this new app and he just sniffs my phone. Uh, not the point, bro!

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    “@HelloSomebody: Who are some of your favorite tv or movie dads?” Tobias Funkè

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    Facebook asks "What's on your mind?" to which most people respond "Me."

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    "We're actors. We don't over react, we just react more than we should." Kristen Wiig as 60's actress, Mindy Gracin

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    I dislike songs about human love for God. Filthy rags. Sing about Gods love for humans, that's worth singing about. - Matt MacDonald

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    Were you gone? Hadn't noticed. "@jcoopbrowning: I'M BACK SUCKAHS!"

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