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    About 1/2 of this movie is kids in period costumes doing cartwheels to the tune of extraordinarily forgettable songs. The rest of the film is dominated by a young Christian Bale's horrible Nyoooooh Yaaaawk accent (that kind of makes him sound like he's disabled) and Robert Duvall wearing a stupid beard. Ann Margaret is in it too, playing whatever the PG-equivalent of a prostitute is.

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    Luc Besson production starring Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz as bank robbers. Dwight Yoakam is the bad guy. SH and PC sexually assault Steve Zahn while dressed as can-can girls. PC talks to horses Dr. Doolittle-style. Sam Shepherd shows up to teach them how to rob banks. Looks like a really bad episode of Briscoe County Jr. with more (clothed) tits. So bad I couldn't make it more than 1/2-way through.

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