Questions for Sark

[Questions for Sark]

Hey Sark have you seen these videos on torches?

 

 

Not to call you a shitty DM but the idea that the torches you keep referencing wouldn't make the tunnels smoky and require constant relighting is a little bothersome. Also, why would underworld dwellers like the rats need torch light? Shouldn't their eyes be attuned to low light or even total darkness?

 

My thought, in future perhaps replace torches with luminescent moss or fungus that the rats have cultivated to allow a constant, non-smoky, low intensity light source?

 

Not a huge deal, but every time you mentioned a torch lit area I kept having flashbacks to Lloyd's videos.

 

Cheers.

[Episode 12 — Deeper Into The Base]

Oh Brian, the fact that your character isn't a blood thirsty maniac doesn't make you "not metal". The fact you are a big scaredy baby about Sark's "haunted" rpg box set is what makes you not metal.

["Crazy shit that happened in old adventures" segment name]

Epic True Tales of Awesome Adventure: The Botch-roll Chronicles

 

or just

 

The Botch-roll Chronicles

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

While this episode was OK, I must admit I think they were much better when Jerry was playing, he played in character and actually got stuck in (he still has the highest kill count and he's been dead for two episodes!)

 

And while I'm bothering to post there are a few things I must 'sperg-out about.

1. Role playing, you aren't doing it. I'm not asking for character voices and other stupid shit like that, but

Amarth

for being characterized as a dim bulb is remarkably bright and competent. Though worse than that is

Bartho

, replace “rich arrogant douchebag” with “generic adventurer”, and then you have a bang-on character description.

2.

Might I point out that

Amarth

ruined the disguise that

Blackie

p

ut on by ramming his sword through the downed crewman? I don’t know how incognito

Blackie

will be with the back of his light gray robe covered in blood.

3. The name of the "Crazy shit that happened in old adventures" segment should be

Epic True Tales of Awesome Adventure: The Botch-roll Chronicles.