If you ever want to dissect a movie with super awesome dialogue, you have to check this one out. It is the mother of all stinkers. I caught it the other night on Encore. OH MY GOD. It is riddled with one liners that make you cry from laughing so hard. It even has a 16 years young Katherine Heigl in it. Steven Segal really brings it in this... did I mention bad? Seriously, HDTGM is about bad movies. This one has it all. Bad acting, bad script, bad plot, bad dialogue, ban puns, bad action sequences, and bad special effects. It is one of the worst action movies ever made. But then again, Steven Segal has probably been in a lot of those types of movies. I won't spoil it for you, but here is a line of dialogue from a big fight scene for reference.
"F*ck, you ruined my coat!"